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  1. 19th August 2010, 09:52 PM #41
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    I like "HERCULES RETURNS"

    Hercules Returns (1993)

    [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO66i6oAXmI"]YouTube- TSfilmvault - Hercules Returns (1993) Trailer[/nomedia]

    SOME QUOTES
    Charlie: When your God tells you to beat the **** out of somebody, you do it. That's what religion is all about!

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    Labia: Get real, mum, I'm not marrying someone with bigger tits than me. He looks like a condom full of walnuts.

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    Samson: What would I want with a beautiful young thing when I've got you, eh?

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    The chickens: "Cluck, cluck, cluck; Ah, *uck this for a joke".

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    Machismo: [to Ursys] I'll fight you on one condition... that you lower your nipples.

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    Stretch: [as Zeus] Your actual purpose is not as you believe to marry Labia, but to reveal your true homosexuality.
    Hercules: [confused] Homosexual?

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    Samson: [picks up saddle but can't lift it as its too heavy] ****...
    [tries again]
    Samson: Bloody hell...
    [tries again then feels his hair]
    Samson: Hang on a sec... my hair feels shorter! Awww, Del!

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    Barmaid: I know this might be an in opportune moment, but what about the bill?
    Ursys: OOOOOOh, bill? [getting angry]
    Ursys: You mean you want me to pay for all this?
    Barmaid: [Apologetically] Forget i said anything, forget it!
    Ursys: I thought you were doing this because you liked me!

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    Labia: [to Hercules] Well I suppose I better introduce you to me mum.
    Murial: [On seeing Labia & Hercules approach] Darling, you haven't been hanging around the gymnasium again have you?
    Labia: Mum, who do you think is the dumbest man in the world?
    Murial: Why Hercules of course!
    Labia: Well say hello!

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    Charlie: [Hercules starts walking away] Oi, oi! I'm talking to you, you rude bugger!

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    Murial: [Watches Fanny walk away] Is there something you want to tell me?
    Charlie: What? About Fanny? We're just good friends...
    Murial: She's wearing your underpants.
    Charlie: [Avoids her eyes and starts picking at food] Well, we're obviously very good friends ain't we...
    [Trails off]


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    Stretch: [to Labia and Testiculi] I only have sex if someone puts me up to it!

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    Labia: [Looks at Testiculi after having made love with him] Was it as good for you as it was for me?
    Testiculi: [Considers] Well... I didn't expect the earth to move... but I at least expected you to.
    Labia: [Gushes] Your so romantic...
    [Sucking, kissing noises as they snog]

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    Fanny: [Purple smoke rises from a potion] Whoops, that Ribena's getting a bit hot.

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    Sprocket: You couldn't organize a fart at a curry-eating contest!


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  2. 20th August 2010, 05:02 AM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by digger View Post
    I like "HERCULES RETURNS"

    Hercules Returns (1993)

    YouTube- TSfilmvault - Hercules Returns (1993) Trailer

    SOME QUOTES

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    Yep, it didn't make it to the top 10 but it shouldve!


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  3. 20th August 2010, 06:16 PM #43
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    Just finished watching a new Aussie movie called "Beneath Hill 60". Its the story, set in World War 1 of Aussie diggers mining beneath the German lines and setting off the biggest ever explosion that killed many thousands of German soldiers, it was the biggest ever pre nuclear explosion that was in fact heard in London.
    My favourite line in the movie was when they where looking at Hill 60 from a trench through a periscope and one digger says " Is that it" and the other bloke says " waddya expect, the Matterhorn!!!"
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    here's a recommendation for all of you, Worlds Fastest Indian...

    just watched it...

    Anthony Hopkins is a stud!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MEANZ06 View Post
    here's a recommendation for all of you, Worlds Fastest Indian...

    just watched it...

    Anthony Hopkins is a stud!
    It's not an Australian movie, nor is it about an Australian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by disco2hse View Post
    It's not an Australian movie, nor is it about an Australian.
    didnt say it was...

    still a good movie to recommend if your into speed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MEANZ06 View Post
    didnt say it was...

    still a good movie to recommend if your into speed...
    OK. Your thread, your call.
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    Dying breed

    Bad boy bubby is a must

    Australia

    Watched another recently with the chick from mcleods daughters, she randomly screws an irish dude who'd followed her, got up the stick and life turns to ****, its a bit horror, trying to remember the name
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    Quote Originally Posted by rovercare View Post
    Watched another recently with [a] chick ... she randomly screws an irish dude who'd followed her, got up the stick and life turns to ****...
    Sounds like a typical Saturday night in the big city
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ausfree View Post
    Just finished watching a new Aussie movie called "Beneath Hill 60". Its the story, set in World War 1 of Aussie diggers mining beneath the German lines and setting off the biggest ever explosion that killed many thousands of German soldiers, it was the biggest ever pre nuclear explosion that was in fact heard in London.
    My favourite line in the movie was when they where looking at Hill 60 from a trench through a periscope and one digger says " Is that it" and the other bloke says " waddya expect, the Matterhorn!!!"
    Highly recommend this movie, one of the best Aussie movies I've seen.

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