touche, salesman...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bushie
Might go cut my own fly off :p
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touche, salesman...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bushie
Might go cut my own fly off :p
Staying at Wifey's parents place, bloody kitten crawled in to bed, unbeknown to me, till it 'pounced' on some thing that it had no right pouncing on.
Gave me a hell of a fright!
cheers
My lovely wife, who by the way loves me as well, and I have single swags unlike the Numpty's double bunger, and the only thing to crawl out of those besides ourselves has been a hangover or 10.Quote:
Originally Posted by numpty
I had a wombat run though my old tent at Geehi one cold May morning but he didn't stop to eat root or shoot - he just left.
Anyway I'm off to do some reciprocating:angel:
Evil creatures, after laying out a full pack of 50 treated pine posts, coming back to put them in a week and a half later only to find the grotty terretorial *****s had **** on EVERY post, without fail, even the ones that were missed, you could see no2 attempt on the no2s on my posts:mad::DQuote:
Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus
Working cattle I always used my swag.My only mod com was a mozzie net.Tied to a tree,tucked it under the swag never had a problem.Sleep like a baby.
When I use it now I tie to the bullbar tuck it like always no probs.
MMM, its not good when you have to learn to play the flute just so you can go to the toilet hey austastar?!!!!:oQuote:
Originally Posted by austastar
your lucky it was only a kitten and not a big pussy!
A funny prank we once pulled on a mate was to put empty beer bottles (obviously not broken ones) in his swag when he's had a big night. Funny to see him wake up in the morning, mega hungover with empties all around him...:D
After spending many years in recon (where luxury was a sleeping bag and a wimp mat) sometimes wrapped in a groundsheet, mostly just crashed sitting against my pack. Never bitten/ stung/ envenomated by anything worse than an ant.
Bought a swag from Lotus Glen Prison (Great value) for vehicle mounted patrols, was well impressed as the rain poured down and I snuggled in. Water starts to rise, so I raise the ends a little more, snuggle back in felling smug.
Then all the little forest creatures realised there was a dry spot to be had:o.
A bit like 'Arachnaphobia' as the swarm over-runs the victim. I left them to enjoy the swag and tacticaly withdrew to the vehicle.
Dave.