Thread: A Beer Before It Starts

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair,
turned on the Tv, and said to his wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said,
" Quick bring me another beer, Its gonna start"
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said,
"Quick, get me another beer before it starts."
"Thats it" She blows her top.
" You Bugger ! You waltz in here. flop your fat ass down, don't
even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your
slave getting you a beer after beer. Don't you realize that l cook and
clean and wash and iron all day Long ??"

The Husband sighed and said, " Oh S**T, its started"

I tried this theory today, & guess what "it started"

Originally Posted by Busman

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair,
turned on the Tv, and said to his wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said,
" Quick bring me another beer, Its gonna start"
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said,
"Quick, get me another beer before it starts."
"Thats it" She blows her top.
" You Bugger ! You waltz in here. flop your fat ass down, don't
even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your
slave getting you a beer after beer. Don't you realize that l cook and
clean and wash and iron all day Long ??"

The Husband sighed and said, " Oh S**T, its started"

I tried this today, & guess what "it started"

Doesn't take much does it ,

Regards

Stevo