Thread: Another Contender for Darwin Awards

it bit his leg, just a bit higher and it may have removed him from being able to infect the gene pool with any more of his genes!! (or at least he'd have to learn to play the flute to go to the toilet!! )

apparently he went to the pub after getting free, no stitches or anything, just dragged him bleeding self into the pub!!!!

this man is living proof that there should be a life guard stationed at the gene pool!

digger

Originally Posted by Mr Whippy

My comment to SWMBO when we saw it on telly was

"It probably would have improved the global gene pool had the croc finished him off"

Dave.

Yes Mate a first class Bogan.

Originally Posted by Mr Whippy

My comment to SWMBO when we saw it on telly was

"It probably would have improved the global gene pool had the croc finished him off"

Dave.

Yes Mate a first class Bogan. Another brain and it would lonely.

According to him it was an alligator, thats how far his brain has gone

Maybe the "alligator" will try a bit harder next time and do the job properly......

Originally Posted by digger

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this man is living proof that there should be a life guard stationed at the gene pool!

digger

Why? Why not let nature take its course?

John

Originally Posted by Mr Whippy

"It probably would have improved the global gene pool had the croc finished him off"

And in the process qualified him for the Darwin Award....

Originally Posted by digger

it bit his leg, just a bit higher and it may have removed him from being able to infect the gene pool with any more of his genes!!

I believe that no longer being able to contribute to the world's gene pool also so qualifies one for the Darwin Award, so this would have worked too......

Originally Posted by Jojo

Surprise he did not try to shag the croc...

There is a member of a Redlands based fishing club with the nickname Dugong Dundee for this very reason. Reputed to have had it off with a beached dugong for a wager.

Dumb arsed Aussies aren't the only contenders for the Darwin Awards.
Met a German tourist a couple of weeks ago at Billiluna , the settlement at the North end of the Canning Stock Route, who was trying to hitch hike her way South. When told that this was not a terribly good idea replied that she'd hitch hiked down the Tanami Road last year to Alice Springs so it shouldn't be a problem.
This stupid woman was 40ish, well educated and spoke better English than me and would not be swayed from her path. She wanted to know which wells had good water and had purification tablets for those that didn't. Her plan was to hitch hike from well to well and if she got into trouble she could email or SMS friends or in an emergency activate her personal EPIRB and calmly await aid. I kid you not. She may have been intelligent and well educated but had absolutely no brains at all.
So should any human remains be found near the CSR this will probably be her.
Pehaps she should hook up with this bloke in Broome, they'd make a good pair.

Deano