
Originally Posted by
ezyrama
G'Day mate, bought a new bag "o" fruit this arvo for a for a wedding this weekend, the cheese n kisses thought I looked like a bit of a drongo and a galah ! the billy lids thought I was a real dag! but STRUETH mate, I had a dekko in the mirror and fair dinkum, blind freddy could see I looked grouse mate! We had a blow in turn up from out beyond the black stump tonight, I took him down the boozer and he got pi$$ed as a cricket and got into a right blue with a redhead and did his block on him, told him don't come the raw prawn with me blue, the footy is the best bloody game on the idiot box, you haven't got a clue ya mug!! bloody hell cobber, by the time we left, it was open slather I tell ya! We decided to shoot through cause me sheila called me on the dog n bone gave me an earbashin' and said there's oodles of tucker on the table and if the grub gets cold, you and ya wowser mate will be sleeping in the bloomin' dog house tonight!!
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