Thread: Jerk Scammers

I hate Jerk Scammers, and telemarketers but that's another story.
Received this e-mail
He's been trolling through the "Market" section,Im working out a reply.
Feel free if any one would like to reply too
E-mail Below

35"Silver stone Extremes

Hello,

I'm willing to purchased your item, by answer my question below:

1. What is the final price of the item?

2. What make you want to sell the item and how long the item have spent with you?

3. Do you accept personal check, cashier check, money order as a mode of payment?


4. Attach the picture of the item am willing to purchased from you?

5. Send your full contact information such as:

Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zipcode:
Telephone:
Country:



With your answer toward my question will be authority to issue out the payment for you immediately...I want you to email me direct to my private email address(charlesmiller201023@yahoo.com)


My best regards
Message - AULRO Classifieds


Might respond with all the words written backwards,he probably wont notice.

I would reply something like this...

Originally Posted by Baffle

35"Silver stone Extremes

Hello,

I'm willing to purchased your item, by answer my question below:

1. What is the final price of the item?

More than you can afford

2. What make you want to sell the item and how long the item have spent with you?

I am selling due to me wanting the money you can't afford... I have had them long enough to not want them any more. What makes you type English so badly?

3. Do you accept personal check, cashier check, money order as a mode of payment?

Only if you accept a punch in the mouth. Cash is fine.

4. Attach the picture of the item am willing to purchased from you?

I think that the photo I want send you may breach the forum rules...

5. Send your full contact information such as:

Name: B1
Address: 123 Fake street.
City: Springfield
State: Very Drunk
Zipcode: This is Australia you know, we use Post Codes.
Telephone: A nice grey wireless one.
Country: Man, you should at least take a guess!!!



With your answer toward my question will be authority to issue out the payment for you immediately...I want you to email me direct to my private email address(charlesmiller201023@yahoo.com)


My best regards
Message - AULRO Classifieds


Might respond with all the words written backwards,he probably wont notice.

Cheers - Gav