Thread: poetry corner

Originally Posted by dullbird

Here you go Justin


County's are old and they think they're eye candy
Owners think they're the only real Landy
Under the bonnet a truck engine will sit
Never breaks down its a neat bit of kit
Torque from the engine and power to hand
Yet Dobbo's brown Turdis was challenged by sand

It climbed half way up, a dune that we smashed
Suddenly this county's, reputation was trashed.
Under the impression it was the weight in the back, out came the wife, the kids and the crap.
Z's are all flying while his on it fourth shot
Ultimate Landy ha ha I think NOT.

Bleedin' heck Lou, You're wasted at the RSPCA! That was excellent





JC

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What next?

....What about an epic love story, depicting the feelings of loss and desolation when the heros' Range Rover Classic gets stripped for parts, only to discover the very heart of his beloved Rangie, has ended up in an even more beautiful 110 shell, ensuring this story of love and devotion continues for at least the term of his natural life, perhaps even beyond, as he intends to be buried in it one day...

Seriously lou, you have a great talent for this. Did you excel at School in creative writing etc???

JC

No funnily enough...its hardly creative realy just rhyming still I'll give that one a shot hey

Originally Posted by dullbird

No funnily enough...its hardly creative realy just rhyming still I'll give that one a shot hey

...Don't sell yourself short. Those were GOOD.

JC

...What about an epic love story, depicting the feelings of loss and desolation when the heros' Range Rover Classic gets stripped for parts, only to discover the very heart of his beloved Rangie, has ended up in an even more beautiful 110 shell, ensuring this story of love and devotion continues for at least the term of his natural life, perhaps even beyond, as he intends to be buried in it one day...

Recently he found that the time had come
Alas the thought had made his mind feel so num
Never did he think that he would part with this car
Getting him home after trips from afar
Expressions of love and at times desolation

Run through his thoughts about the cars recreation
Often I'm sure there has been a delay to the start
Vacating this shell a TDI heart
Expecting to keep it for his long natural life
Rangie is married to him and his wife.

County arrived all square and so straight
Long ali panels the beast is just great
As soon as he can he will be swapping them over
So best of both worlds and best of both rovers
So the car of the hero will be born once again
In the form of a land rover county one ten
Copper requests for a future death place, hes buried with county and smile on his face

You ROCK Lou!!! Thanks!

JC

..it was a challenge to try and make one up with the words that you used in your epic description about your epic love story....hahahahahahah

But I like challenges

I'm sure there are plenty other people that can make these up, I'm surprised me, lardy and tombie are the only ones that have had a go

There fun to make up people have a go!!