Sorry for the slow reply, it seems everything has been competing for my time of late.
 
So an update of how it was...
 
The aptitude test was such a crock of $#!^ and so geared towards the school leaver it was just plain scary.
 
So I arrive at 8am (4 people didn't make it for the appointment, to early I guess?!?!) no surprises that everyone is in their very early 20's or younger and interestingly 1 girl too.
 
Chatting to one bloke who is 21 and he is very nervous about the maths component in the aptitude test because its been 3 years since he was at school! Eeek! I laughed and explained to him the last time i was at school was before he was born!
 
Any way first part is 10 mins to fill out a form about you, standard guff, name, address etc, then onto the questions, stuff like:
 
Describe your greatest work achievements..... (with room to write 2 sentences) My CV is 8 pages and only covers the last 10 years of my employment history!
 
List your sporting achievements and awards.... Sport? Ummmm? i've started playing lawn bowls recently with a few of the locals, because any sport you can play whilst having a beer at 1980's bar prices is a sport for me.. (I chose not to include this) Was so tempted to just take the ****! Sporting achievements? Perhaps a world class bull**** artist 
 
And it just went down hill from here!
 
It really wasn't an aptitude test, there was no Psychometric tests at all, nothing mechanical, electrical, logic etc. No spelling (except filling in contact details)
 
Tests - 2x Maths and 1x Comprehension.
 
Comprehension i flew through no worries at all, but the Maths i was just to slow, 50 questions 20mins (24secs per question) if you didn't know the answer straight off you had no time to work through it.
 
So all in all i was disappointed with my result, next part is an interview this Friday.
 
I might need to practice wearing my pants half way down my arse and saying stuff like 'yo dude wassup?' or equivalent 

 
			
		
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