Thread: Hiclone reinvented

Group buy?

Oh peleease!

There's one born every minute.

Can't he get done for 'copyright' or something??? Anything to make the snake oil go away!


JC

Hasn't the journo heard of the Hiclone and its reputation?

Is that "air flow enhancement" or "cash flow enhancement"?

I've spent years developing a much better idea, at the same price.

Looks pretty good to me, and only 10 minutes to fit!!

Now, for manufacture - Walk downstairs to get cold tinnie -One minute. Consume said tinnie - Four minutes. Walk downstairs to get another tinnie - One minute. Start consumption and start looking for scissors where wife hid them - Two minutes. Start using said scissors to cut up first tinnie - Two minutes. Total time = 10 minutes. What a coincidence!

Now, for the mathematically challenged that's six per hour. Cost per sixpack, on case basis ~$10.00. Selling price $70.00 leading to net profit of $690.00 per hour.

I did this for four hours straight the other night, which was ok, except the QC department rejected the last four due to crooked edges on the whirlyflurler components of the swizzerator, and I needed a few bandaids where I stabbed myself with the scissors and nasty sharp edges.

So, I'm looking for 20 people to by a swizzerator, and as many investors as possible to help me buy the raw product for this gilt (and sharp) edged outstanding investment.

Seriously.

Gumnut

I am quite upset by this "tall poppy syndrome" that has come into effect about the Hiclone. I feel I must tell you about my personal experience....

About 4 years ago I installed a Hiclone and my fuel now is apparently spinning clockwise and therefore combusts better (beware the counterfeit anti clockwise ones!!) It works in unison with the aftermarket flux capacitor I bought and installed..Whilst working on my motor I was also able to fit my piston return springs and on reinstallation put in new muffler bearings, now I think the car is much quieter.

Last service my mechanic found that the indicator fluid in my blinkers was actually not LED fluid so luckily was able to replace it before it shorted the system out.

He also repaced the air in the tyres ready for spring (due to the different humidity and temperatures different air is needed for each season to keep the tyres at their premium operating readiness.)


Im currently looking at installing a radiator insulator....from this site, (my mechanic put me onto them ) Radiator Insulator - $199.95 : KaleCoAuto, Hard to find automotive items! (use the top left box to scan through sections)..... its explained like this... The weakest part of your car is the likely the radiator. It is a simple matter of physics when we tell you this: Energy is lost through heat. Transmissions, as they lose more and more heat, begin to cause more loss of power. However, that's only a small part - The worst part is the radiator! All sorts of heat is lost through the radiator - in essence - losing the horsepower through heat! Not anymore!! KaleCoAuto brings you the Radiator Insulatior - Simply slip over your radiator and enjoy the power! KaleCoAuto radiator insulation is made from only the finest asbestos, and is guaranteed to trap 90% more heat!



should I install the adjustable powerbands? Has anyone already installed them?

(PS just a warning, in the tools section, I bought a wiper sharpener and I dont think its as efficient as they say... )

Digger

And zis is My PATENTED go-fast spinning devize...

And zis is de Wife FEELING DA POWER in ze devize...

Originally Posted by bee utey

And zis is My PATENTED go-fast spinning devize...

can that be used when the aircon is on as well as when the heater is on? or would I need two? .....