Sleepy,
I skulk away, after heeding your warning
(by the way its rude to write everything in red ninja ink!)
But, I have prepared a number of Ninja type surprises for him!these Im sure will be revealed
in the future...
I lost a lot of time building defensive fortifications to stop Dave from invading, and lots of time and sleep and energy manning the pickets!! and then he didnt show..![]()
I was let down by Michael and Roger (aka fred and barney) who advised as Ambrose is an ambulance they believe it crosses into another unions turf and they wont cross, as they fear losing their donkey towing/car removal union tickets....
The fact it was an ambulance was pointed out by some passing hippy looking kids in a Kombi van with their big dog...
I would have gotten away with it too if it werent for those pesky kids!.... (that sounds strangely familiar)
I return to my ninja den...
But remember if something goes wrong unexpectedly, it may not be an accident, it may be youve been visited by the "LRN"!!.
**** LAND ROVER NINJA ****
(REMLR 235/MVCA 9) 80" -'49.(RUST), -'50 & '52. (53-parts) 88" -57 s1, -'63 -s2a -GS x 2-"Horrie"-112-769, "Vet"-112-429(-Vietnam-PRE 1ATF '65) ('66, s2a-as UN CIVPOL), Hans '73- s3 109" '56 s1 x2 77- s3 van (gone)& '12- 110
(REMLR 235/MVCA 9) 80" -'49.(RUST), -'50 & '52. (53-parts) 88" -57 s1, -'63 -s2a -GS x 2-"Horrie"-112-769, "Vet"-112-429(-Vietnam-PRE 1ATF '65) ('66, s2a-as UN CIVPOL), Hans '73- s3 109" '56 s1 x2 77- s3 van (gone)& '12- 110
Oh what a bunch of girls you lot are, any self respecting tea leaf would have had it out of the country by now.![]()
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
Unfortunately Ive been practicing the wrong type of security whilst at his place....
Before I realised Ive installed new locks, better screen door, collected the hidden key from under the pot (its now in the magic rock, no one will find it (so I painted it orange so you can Shonky!) and... well you get the idea...
Had a lot of trouble replasing the roller door..
I know Ive got it all wrong.... sorry!!
(REMLR 235/MVCA 9) 80" -'49.(RUST), -'50 & '52. (53-parts) 88" -57 s1, -'63 -s2a -GS x 2-"Horrie"-112-769, "Vet"-112-429(-Vietnam-PRE 1ATF '65) ('66, s2a-as UN CIVPOL), Hans '73- s3 109" '56 s1 x2 77- s3 van (gone)& '12- 110
You should've subbied the job out Digger, it's not like you would be short of contacts.![]()
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
Dont think of it as a defeat but a learning experience.
PS. Michael and Roger just phoned me, they had no info on the job but offered me a good deal on my mobile phone![]()
Digger.
Report for debrief in the morning.
We may have to re assign you to lighter duties.
Operation G.. B....
THIS THREAD WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS. GOOD LUCK MR DIGGER
Thanks Sleepy,
I'm back home and working on my training again...
Apparently when I can snatch the stone out of the "masters" hands and pick
up the boiling dragon handled cauldron with my forearms I will be ready....
keen to hear the operation details...
(PS:- my s3 "Hans" has developed a rattle in the rear "hatch" that would drive even a politician mad!! I suspect a previous bolt or screw has shaken loose internally! It could be all the driving I've been doing OR it may have been visited by the LRN!!?? )
(REMLR 235/MVCA 9) 80" -'49.(RUST), -'50 & '52. (53-parts) 88" -57 s1, -'63 -s2a -GS x 2-"Horrie"-112-769, "Vet"-112-429(-Vietnam-PRE 1ATF '65) ('66, s2a-as UN CIVPOL), Hans '73- s3 109" '56 s1 x2 77- s3 van (gone)& '12- 110
Haha!
Digger if you can't find Land Rover rims on my place then there is something wrong with you! I have almost enough rims to have two full sets (inc spares!) for each truck...
PS - Took the old boy for a putter around the paddock this afternoon.Still there, and suitably immobilised!
I am... the LRNN!
(Land Rover Ninja, Ninja)
[B][I]Andrew[/I][/B]
[COLOR="YellowGreen"][U]1958 Series II SWB - "Gus"[/U][/COLOR]
[COLOR="DarkGreen"][U]1965 Series IIA Ambulance 113-896 - "Ambrose"[/U][/COLOR]
[COLOR="#DAA520"][U]1981 Mercedes 300D[/U][/COLOR]
[U]1995 Defender 110[/U]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
...
its all part of my master plan.......
and I can prove Im a ninja... see my interviews here
Ask A Ninja - Ninja Knowledge - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...CHlyFLWZM&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...vNzfDeXw0&NR=1
I'll leave you to 'soak those in'... maybe I'll see you... ON THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT!! (insert ninja laugh here)
(REMLR 235/MVCA 9) 80" -'49.(RUST), -'50 & '52. (53-parts) 88" -57 s1, -'63 -s2a -GS x 2-"Horrie"-112-769, "Vet"-112-429(-Vietnam-PRE 1ATF '65) ('66, s2a-as UN CIVPOL), Hans '73- s3 109" '56 s1 x2 77- s3 van (gone)& '12- 110
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