Thread: Riddle me this, Batman!

Thought I'd try something different...

The good old mind bending riddles dad used to hit us with...


SITUATION #1:-
You are in a room that is completly bricked in on all four sides, including the ceiling and floor. You have nothing but a large mirror and a wooden table in the room with you. How do you get out?


ANSWER?:- tomorrow (13/6)


And the title?, well its from the original BATMAN TV Series,

Here are the Riddlers Riddles from the series...(shamelessly copied and pasted!)

Riddle
The Riddler posed many queries during his exploits. Sometimes even the Caped Crusaders retorted with a quandry or two. Here's a list of the riddles and puzzles from the Riddler episodes...
Episode Info Detail
2-45 (Clue is in a crossword puzzle in the Gotham City Herald) a Basin Street Hotel Banquet, or a "Bank Wet" at the Gotham City Bank, it's flooded
2-32 An aviator was carrying his clothes home from the cleaners when it began to rain. How didst he protect them? He put them inside the hangers
3-02 Any aggressor should beware his successor rhymes with Mushy Nebuchadnezzer
1-02 Did you hear about Greta Garbo? She dreamed one night she sprinkled six boxes of grass seed in her hair and woke up moaning "I vant to be a lawn" (joke)
1-25 Did you hear about the kid who wanted to sell his dog for $50,000? (Joker) He got his price, traded it for 2 $25,000 cats but you can't make a deal like that for the Maharaja because we've got enough cat's already
1-25 Did you hear what the maid said when the duchess asked if she'd given the goldfish fresh water that morning? (Joker) No your highness, he hasn't yet used what he had yesterday
1-02 Has Anybody seen my friend Kirsch? Kirsch Who? Gesundheit (joke)
2-32 How canst thou keep a rooster from crowing on Sabbath morn? By killing him on a Saturday night?
0-00 How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people? Make applesauce
1-31 How do you make a dishonest shortcake Lieberry shortcake (corrupted version of 'library')
1-15 How do you stop a dog from barking in July? (Joker's moll) Shoot him in June
1-02 How many sides has a circle? Two, inside and outside
1-11 How much dirt is in a hole 3 acres square and 200 feet deep? None, because it's a hole
2-31 I know a bank where the wild time blows, inside out the puzzle goes Points to Artemus Knab (bank backwards)
3-02 If we had our choice of laps to sit on, which would we choose? Kid Gulliver's temporary lapse of memory
1-32 Mr. Van Jones, why are you like a clock at midnight? Because both of your hands are going straight up, right now
2-32 PUZZLES (from secret writing) points to the Puzzler's phone number
1-23 The more you take away, the larger it grows. What is it? A hole
1-01 There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke? They throw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter
1-25 What are more mink skins used for than anything else? (Joker) to hold minks together
3-02 What are the chilliest 12 inches in the world? cold feet
3-02 What do bells, curtains, twins and hair have in common? bells ring out, curtains ring down, twins are perfect ringers, hair comes in ringlets
3-02 What do many boats, shovels, laundries, whistles, and hot showers have in common? steam
1-31 What do you find in a kitchen cabinet that is not alive? Deadpans
3-02 What do you throw away that keeps returning? a boomerang
0-00 What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? He gobbles up
3-02 What eats crow, yells uncle, and tosses sponges? a loser
0-00 What goes up white and comes down yellow and white? An egg
1-24 What has 4 legs, runs day and night, but never gets anywhere? The Famous Lion Fountains at the museum
1-23 What has branches and leaves and no bark? Library
1-01 What has neither flesh, bone, nor nail yet has 4 fingers and a thumb? A Glove
0-00 What has yellow skin and writes? A ballpoint banana
3-02 What have the following in common - hemming, basting, pearling, and tagging? needlework
1-02 What is Joan of Arc made of? Maid of Orleans
1-23 What is black & white and red all over? Book
1-01 What is it that no man wants to have but no man wants to lose? A lawsuit
2-46 What is it that travels on all fours in the morning, on two legs at noon, and three at twilight? Man
1-12 What is it that's always coming but never arrives? Tomorrow
1-11 What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race? The Letter E (no answer given on show)
1-32 What kind of machine has ears? A train, it has engineers
1-32 What kind of men are always above board? Chessmen
1-02 What kind of pins are used in soup? Terrapins
2-31 What letter is ne'er received in the alphabet? The letter you put in the mailbox
0-00 What people are always in a hurry? Russians
1-11 What room can no one enter? Mushroom
1-12 What squeals louder than a caught rat? (Batman) Several caught rats
3-02 What suit of cards lays eggs? one that's chicken hearted (calling Batman a coward)
0-00 What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous? A sparrow with a machine gun
1-11 What won't run long without winding? a river
2-29 What's black & white and full of fuzz? Squad Car
3-02 What's looser that a thread, a fish, flying ribbons? A woman's tongue
3-02 What's most alluring when it's lowest or highest; when it's in the air or in a hole; when it's served you yet you can't touch it? an enchanting ace (introduction to Siren)
1-31 When does a Boy Wonder rhyme with bubble? When he's double
3-02 When does a painter use a trigger instead of a brush? when he's a stickup artist
3-01 When is a Jet Stream like a Daffodil? (unanswered)
1-31 When is a bonnet not a bonnet? When it becomes a young woman
2-46 When is a floor like a puzzle? (the floor under the duo breaks apart)
1-32 When is a man a stupid relative? When he's a mannequin (a dummy)
2-45 When is a man drowned, but still not wet? When he's trapped in quicksand
1-31 When is a new car considered to be seedy? When it's a lemon
1-11 When is a person like a piece of wood? When he's a ruler
3-02 When is a prizefight like a beautiful lady? when it's a knockout
2-46 When is an eagle's nest blest best? Nest Eggs; Anthony Aquila, the Latin American dictator
1-01 When is the time of a clock like the whistle of a train? When it's two to two
3-02 When is the top of a mountain like a saving's account? when it peaks one's interest
1-02 When's a donkey spelled with one letter? (Robin) When it's "U"
1-02 Which president wears the largest hat? The one with the biggest head.
3-02 Who rules the ring, no prince, king or raja; look for a clue on the walls of Kafaja Riddler wants to control the prizefighting ring
1-32 Why does a cowboy wear a tight belt? To hold up his pants
1-32 Why is a bear like a fallen tree? A bear lumbers and a fallen tree becomes lumber
1-31 Why is a musician's bandstand like an oven? Because that's where he makes his bread
1-01 Why is a quarrel like a bargain? (Molly) It takes two to make it
1-11 Why is a woman in love like a welder? They both carry a torch (solved next episode)
2-47 Why is an old collar button like an old pile of burning automobile tires? (Batman) Because they both choke! (Robin)
1-01 Why is an orange like a bell? Because they both must be peeled
1-32 Why is silk like grass? You measure both by the yard
1-32 Why was Flo Zigfield like a nearsighted man? Because they both put on spectacles (Harold Lloyd)

Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

you are in a room with a ceiling a floor four walls, no doors and no windows.

how did you get there?

square room or pentagonal?