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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Excellent diagnostic skills and superior knowledge from a talented and multi-qualified mechanic and me.
    The first clue was an increasing temperature inside the moving vehicle, despite the climate control being set to 22°.
    The next indicator was the formation of perspiration upon our brows, after the fan speed had been increased and the temperature decreased by 2°.
    The clincher was a visual, under-bonnet inspection. On the top radiator hose, where it passes the compressor, was a fresh track of foreign material. The compressor was hot enough to burn my highly qualified companion's fingers, to which he uttered the technical term "Gosh, that's jolly hot!"☆
    The starter motor lacked the grunt to turn the engine over. The compressor clutch was not concentric with the shaft.
    Cold water and a repeated hammering with a pair of fencing pliers de-siezed the clutch. This allowed the the starter to fulfill its role once the air con had been turned off.
    The diagnosis was the clutch bearing was toast, melting the compressor seal.
    The prognosis was "It's ****ed."
    Following the experienced workshop formen's adage, "The closer to home, the cheaper the tow." We headed back. We arrived home with the windows down and a bit hot under the collar.
    I can understand how this problem could baffle a a less qualified individual, but it goes to show, even a Land Rover is no match for a mechanic with twenty years experience in the Military.

    ☆Paraphrased by myself in non technical lingo.



    I believe that diagnosis entitles you to be nominated in The Fridgies Hall of Fame. SEQ Branch.



    Nope, the lingo is fine & understood by anyone in the trade. Great Diagnostic Skills. Her Majesty's Forces taught you well my son. (Either you or your mate)

    I had trouble though with the statement
    "Gosh, that's jolly hot!"
    Not understood, are you sure you got that right? It is not a familiar phrase used by the Brothers of the Hall of Fame that I am aware.



    Btw, thanks for bringing a big smile, nay Laugh, to me olde Mush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    My learned friend has suddenly defriended me until the car is fixed.
    I went to collect the compressor and dryer again today. It hadn't arrived at the branch but was no longer shown as in stock at the main warehouse.
    I await further information.
    Without trying to teach you how to such eggs, I think that if it was mine I would be removing the condenser and the lines to it, and giving them a good clean out. There is some argument about doing this as some modern condensers have very small diameter tubes and can block up if attempting to blow them clean with just air pressure. There are some commercial cleaners available that will help dissolve any crud build up in them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    I believe that diagnoses entitles you to be nominated in The Fridgies Hall of Fame. SEQ Branch..
    He should get in easy, then move on to the national titles...

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarry View Post
    He should get in easy, then move on to the national titles...

    That will certainly separate the Men from the Boys especially if it was held out in the nearest Pub.

    Bravado phrases containing "drink you under the table" would be heard as would "So you think you can juggle two full 20kg gas cylinders one handed do you? I can do that while standing on my head"

    These are traditionally heard at the end of the Evening's Presentations for some unknown reason just about when the Pot Plant Jardinieres are overflowing. .

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    Mechanical Plumbing tickets came through approved today

    Thats all three, company,supervisor,and occupational licenses.

    I think I rattled the guy at QBCC,half price as well.

    Didn't have to do the management course either, which was great.

    Had to do a WH&S course on line, which was fair enough.

    Now I need to put in for a pay rise

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarry View Post
    Mechanical Plumbing tickets came through approved today

    Thats all three, company,supervisor,and occupational licenses.

    I think I rattled the guy at QBCC,half price as well.

    Didn't have to do the management course either, which was great.

    Had to do a WH&S course on line, which was fair enough.




    Now I need to put in for a pay rise




    Was quick! Their web page says 6-8 weeks to get a Licence & up to 12 weeks if it is an abnormal situation.

    You reckon you got it easy? Just wait until the guy at QBCC starts calling in old favours & asks you to do the Drop the soap Test. He will preface it with "Now, a small eye co-ordination test Paul before I confirm your eligibility".

    Remember, you have had forewarning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Was quick! Their web page says 6-8 weeks to get a Licence & up to 12 weeks if it is an abnormal situation.

    You reckon you got it easy? Just wait until the guy at QBCC starts calling in old favours & asks you to do the Drop the soap Test. He will preface it with "Now, a small eye co-ordination test Paul before I confirm your eligibility".

    Remember, you have had forewarning.
    Hmm,thats right, there is always a catch somewhere.
    Maybe I gotta stop answering the phone, particularly if the number doesn't look familiar.

    It is amazing that a Govt department can do something so quickly, and suddenly change their tune.
    One minute it was you have to do this, that,and something else, oh,and pay that.
    Next minute its all sorted ,and I did SFA
    And paid half what they originally wanted.

    Oh well a win once every so often is nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarry View Post
    Hmm,thats right, there is always a catch somewhere.
    Maybe I gotta stop answering the phone, particularly if the number doesn't look familiar.

    It is amazing that a Govt department can do something so quickly, and suddenly change their tune.
    One minute it was you have to do this, that,and something else, oh,and pay that.
    Next minute its all sorted ,and I did SFA
    And paid half what they originally wanted.

    Oh well a win once every so often is nice.




    Oh well a win once every so often is nice.
    Especially from a Govt. Agency no less.


    Can't help but wonder (me being a suspicious bastard an' all) It might pay to double check that your mate isn't packing it in today & your Licence is a last "up you, Govt." present from him to them.


    Be a bastard if you rock up Monday to find his successor has balanced the books in their favour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Especially from a Govt. Agency no less.


    Can't help but wonder (me being a suspicious bastard an' all) It might pay to double check that your mate isn't packing it in today & your Licence is a last "up you, Govt." present from him to them.


    Be a bastard if you rock up Monday to find his successor has balanced the books in their favour.
    Well,you could be right, he did put in the email it takes about 4 weeks before the cards come through as they are made in NSW.

    By the time 4 weeks are up and they don't arrive, he could be long gone

    The borders are now open so maybe I can go pick them up myself, although I might get there and no one knows what is going on.

    As you would know,in the Govt,the right hand very rarely talks to the left one

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarry View Post
    Well,you could be right, he did put in the email it takes about 4 weeks before the cards come through as they are made in NSW.

    By the time 4 weeks are up and they don't arrive, he could be long gone

    The borders are now open so maybe I can go pick them up myself, although I might get there and no one knows what is going on.

    As you would know,in the Govt,the right hand very rarely talks to the left one


    Also embarrassing if you look through his door & see him actually speaking to his mitt.

    BTW what I said in jest ^^^^ wasn't meant to put the ****s up you, you understand, so no sleepless nights.

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