I just got the following email today from a friend . . . mate . . . er, aquaintance who is happy with his Hilux and paying other people to fix it. He's happily ignorant of anything to do with how it actually works and is the kind of guy who would rather pull it somewhere by his teeth and talk about what an adventure it was than to fix it on the spot.
I notice he doesn't mention the time an oil cooler or something cracked and they had to wait weeks for another one to arrive from Japan. And it rides like a Series IIA with rusted-up springs.
"UR a sucker for punishment...so here it is....Land Rovers are not much good in a car port.....my trusty Hilux has done 60000kms to your 3 landrovers ........how much was that??? .....and cost me a fraction of the price if U add up the hundreds nay thousands of man hours at say $100per hour your trusty Land Rovers have cost you. And did I mention the engines and the rest freighted over at great cost not only to your pocket but to the environment......[I've deleted my wife's name here] you R crazy AND deluded...your hubby wisest adopting a low profile......give me my Toyota Hilux anyday.....tho I will concede the Landy is a beautiful beast worthy of restoration projects but as a practical day to day vehivle.....still unconvinced...mayhap you might prove me wrong when your project is on the road but there will be some catching up to do...hopefully in convoy to El Questro next dry...thats where our iron horse will be taking us!
I love you crazy Rover acolytes...see new James Bond....full of em...."
Oh, and the sills on his are rusting out. I suppose he'll just buy another one!
At any given point in time, somewhere in the world someone is working on a Land-Rover.
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