Thread: If there was a god, what sort of Land Rover would she drive?

Originally Posted by newhue

I thought that was a poofs Landy, but then if God was a shopper like Posh I suppose she might drive one.

Posh = God

Originally Posted by ramblingboy42

well, what does the Flying Spaghetti Monster Drive? His noddleness has as much substance as dog.

I reckon the FSM would probably have a Series Landy of some sort with every PTO attachment possible. No shortage of appendages with which to work all the levers.

But of course we mustn't forget that we're only talking about a hypothetical deity here. Not a real one like the FSM. If you want to know what the FSMdrives, I reckon just ask the nearest pirate.

I reckon any god would probably get all genuine parts too. With her budget, what would be the point of going aftermarket?

Originally Posted by Johnno1969

But of course we mustn't forget that we're only talking about a hypothetical deity here. Not a real one like the FSM. If you want to know what the FSMdrives, I reckon just ask the nearest pirate.

I can't.
There are hardly any pirates left, which is why we have global warming.
I still think she drives a P38a.
Full of head scratching, what-on-earth-were-they-thinking, insanely temperamental moments.

I think I found her and the daily driver.... enter if you dare.

Since were not talking about any god in particular, I reckon they would all have a range of views. Some would like disco, other would prefer defender and I guess there would probably be even some gods that might consider a series if they could get one reasonably straight and without too much of rust.

The head of one god's local franchise on this planet is reported to be partial to RR but on the whole though I think all gods (and pirates too) would pretty much agree a 101 would be cool.

^^ looks like someone's put a traffic cone underneath her shirt.
No thanks.

Originally Posted by Johnno1969

Oh, no - don't.

Well, if you insist....

Originally Posted by Johnno1969

........It's probably worth taking a polytheistic viewpoint on this: that way we could fill a multi-bay shed.

Given that there are thousands of documented deities, realistically and practically speaking we're looking at a seven seater. The new RRS may be a bit small in the third row for when Thor and Helios start arguing in the back, so it can only be a D4. The Hindu god Shiva may struggle with the leather interior, but that's ok, room for someone else.
The new suspension height "Off World" and Terrain Response settings "Asteroids and Zero Gravity" that have been developed specially would of course make the D4 the only choice for the discerning deity.

The boot space in the D4 is large enough to store all the required fireballs to smite the unbeliever, and with all round airbags, safe enough to ensure that the immortal beings stay immortal.

The suspension gives a magic carpet ride, which when your poor old bones have been around since the beginning of time, is very welcome.