invalid session

**barney** · 22nd March 2004, 04:31 PM

especially that big one in the avitar photo. once he gets his tongue near you, your hair-do is history. he loves to lick the top of people's heads as they walk up the driveway past the verandah.

**bigbugga** · 22nd March 2004, 10:14 PM

Instant slick back [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

**VladTepes** · 24th March 2004, 03:36 PM

Could be worse.

(Don't think about it :!: )

If he uses the tongue only it's not so bad.

It's the follow through you don't want - that's after the foreplay's over....

Oi :!: :!: I thought I told you not to think about it. :?: :!:

**barney** · 24th March 2004, 04:27 PM

actually, Bo, the mutt in the foreground, who is half rotty half crocodile, can open his mouth so wide that he has managed to put tooth marks on opposite sides of my head while we've been rough-housing around. don't know how the other dogs put up with it. some of the stuff they get up to must really hurt.

**VladTepes** · 24th March 2004, 05:13 PM

Barney: Tooth marks on opposite sides of your head ?

Gee that'd be a really good time to **** him off, wouldn't it. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]

**barney** · 25th March 2004, 07:01 PM

yeah. it's just as well he's got the best nature. you couldn't **** him off if you tried

**VladTepes** · 26th March 2004, 09:59 AM

Looking back at the thread title.

I always thought an invalid session was when a group of dumb-arse teenagers have been passing the bong around only to eventually realise they've been sold a bag of tobacco and lawnmower clippings :!:

**barney** · 26th March 2004, 04:54 PM

or it could be what they get up to in nursing homes just before the tim-tams come out [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

**VladTepes** · 26th March 2004, 05:31 PM

he he he

Anyone else got a explanation of an invalid session ?

**barney** · 10th July 2004, 09:24 PM

[size=24]<span style="color:red">this is the one ron</span>

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