Thread: Road Rage?

i didnt tell you this ,but if you replace the round up with either brake fluid or battery acid ,and change the target from the garden to the prized vehicle .................. :roll: i think you mite get my drift :wink:

<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">BUT I DIDNT TELL YOU THIS!!!!!!!</span>

now we know why you live in the bush Ferno [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

Originally posted by drivesafe
don’t both calling the cops, they don’t give a stuff.

Perhaps they do, but there's nothing they can do about it. :?:
I would have thought however, at the least, they could take a report / statement (I'm good at those [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img] ) to put on file so when the wa**ker kills someone there is a history of 'complaints' for the sentencing judge to take into account.

Or perhaps you are right, and they just don't give a stuff. 8O

There's a wa**ker lives down the road and drives a VN-shape white dunnydore sedan with "JetPilot' stickers on rear screen and quarter windows (I mention it so you can stay out of his way). He always doing skiddies, burnouts and donuts in the street in both wet and dry weather. What makes it worse is there are often heaps of kids around the place who he could easily kill carrying on like that. Jeez it pi**es me off :!:

Perhps when I host an AULRO do, we can all pay him a visit [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]




And I can sympathise with tyrepower: I had motorcycle / car collisions on two occasions (yep, I was on the bike both times).

1) Hit by a girl in a Suzuki Sierra which turned across a double line into a servo (but into me, as it turned out). She later giggled and said "I've never been in an accident before". (I thought: "You'll be in another one in a minute :!: )

2) Hit (and run) by a Pajero. Broken collarbone. I managed to get off the road and knocked on door of adjacent house. Woman closed the door on me saying she "didn't want to get involved" 8O . Soon thereafter, the guys painting her house abandoned the job to give me a lift to hospital in their ute. (Cops said they could do nothing unless I had the number plate. Thing was I was too busy somesaulting across the bonnet of the Paj to check).

8O 8O Just realised both times were 4WD's 8O

Neither was a Land Rover. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]

Ahhhh you evil evil man. I still prefer the Round up method as opposed to the Brake fluid option.
Reasons being,
Brake fluid on the prized possession or blowing up the letterbox only causes a little bit of angst to the person, they then ring their insurance company who promptly fix the said damage. The insurance company then passes the cost on to the consumers via higher premiums (that’s you and I) so we all end up paying for revenge that is not that fulfilling or long lasting.
Now as you will recall I said to take the spray bottle along when you are walking the dog/ wife/ or just for fitness. Spraying plants at random.
Wait 1-1.5 weeks you will then notice that the plants begin to turn brown. It’s around this time, especially over the weekends the said person of your “affections” will be out in the garden busily pouring all types of beetle killer, fertiliser, fungicide or even the services of a Horticulturist into a futile effort to save the dying garden. Finally when all hope is lost you will see the said person finally digging up the now expired plants and replacing with new ones. This is a very satisfying exercise to watch in summer, particularly if the days are 35-45 degrees. And the big advantage of all of this is no insurance claim is made. Hence your feelings of revenge are very sweet as your premiums don’t go up as a result, and the objects of your “affection” are the ones who do all the hard work. Not some tradesman. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]

You could also train your dog to have a 'release' on said person's property each day. Oooh, oooh and Comprox makes lots of lovely bubbles if added to a swimming pool or water fountain. Know of a pool that was treated in such a manner. 4ft bubbles and the pool needed to be cleaned out quite thoroughly. :wink:

Hi folks, PeterM you just reminded me of something a mate did on a regular basis to someone who had dobbed his dog in to the council and as Tyrepower likes to walk his dog, I bet he does the right thing and take the doggy dodo home with him. Well if you didn’t now might be the time to start. Put it in a large opening type plastic bottle with lots of water. My mate would about every 6 or so week ( don’t collect it for that long FEW ) squirt it into the letter box. Boy did she start looking hard onto the letter box before she grabbed for the mail. On other occasions he would simply load the dodo up under car door handles.
Just an idea.
Regards

roundup = goodness!

very good for sign writing on footpaths in front of houses occupied by those that love big arrows and particularly discriptive comments for decoration on their lawn.

or so they tell me....

8O

Originally posted by PeterM
You could also train your dog to have a 'release' on said person's property each day. Oooh, oooh and Comprox makes lots of lovely bubbles if added to a swimming pool or water fountain. Know of a pool that was treated in such a manner. 4ft bubbles and the pool needed to be cleaned out quite thoroughly. :wink:

thats why the supreme being gave us little bags full of condies crystals... i like my bubbles coloured [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]