Come on dear !! stop dancing for the bloody tourist will ya
Olay [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img] look at me dear i'm a bull fighter [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif[/img]
See i told ya not to flash your t*ts
1. Tum & Phul suspeected their daring atteempt to drive to New Ziland was doomed to failure when their veessel started taking on water before they even reached the shore break.
2. "I'll bat, you bowl..... we'll use that Land Rover as stumps "
Come on dear !! stop dancing for the bloody tourist will ya
Olay [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img] look at me dear i'm a bull fighter [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif[/img]
See i told ya not to flash your t*ts
Cheers Baz.
2011 Discovery 4 SE 2.7L
1990 Perentie FFR EX Aust Army
1967 Series IIa 109 (Farm Truck)
2007 BMW R1200GS
1979 BMW R80/7
1983 BMW R100TIC Ex ACT Police
1994 Yamaha XT225 Serow
I am loving this - but I suppose I'll have to put a deadline on this competition sometime. Competition closes midnight (AEST - not daylight savings ANYTHING!) on Dec 24th.
Decrease your chances of winning, by telling everyone else on this site to have a go :!: [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]
It's not broken. It's "Carbon Neutral".
gone
1993 Defender 110 ute "Doris"
1994 Range Rover Vogue LSE "The Luxo-Barge"
1994 Defender 130 HCPU "Rolly"
1996 Discovery 1
current
1995 Defender 130 HCPU and Suzuki GSX1400
Im sure New Zealand is around here somewhere![]()
Series 11A ex Air Force
1995 ES Discovery TDI
RIP 2006 Discovery 3
RIP 2004 V8 Discovery
RIP 95 Discovery TDI
RIP 1999 Freelander
RIP 1978 EX Army FFR
1. bloody brakes....
2. Sorry luv carpark was full
3. Ouch!, Ouch!, Ouch!, Ouch!, ....sand's hot sorry!
4. just great!! now all the fish will smell that way!! 8O
5. IT'S A SNORKEL NOT A BLOODY PERISCOPE!!!!
6. THAT DEFENDER STOLE MY BABY!!!......(sorry lindy, the devil made me say it)
7. That'd be right I spent all bloody day making that sand castle.
8. DRIVE BY ... land rover style
*Sound of huge fart* Man says "CRIKEY!! I dont remember swallowing a Landy!"
Jason comes in with a few beauties :!:
Mrs Vlad has announced here willingness (intention :?: [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] ) to judge this comp. As she doesn't know most of you (even by reputation) that might be fairer.
In case you are now worried about your entries containing the word "tits".... Don't be. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img] 8)
It's not broken. It's "Carbon Neutral".
gone
1993 Defender 110 ute "Doris"
1994 Range Rover Vogue LSE "The Luxo-Barge"
1994 Defender 130 HCPU "Rolly"
1996 Discovery 1
current
1995 Defender 130 HCPU and Suzuki GSX1400
it looks like shes on her knees praying for a landy....
he's fascinated her prayers have been answered !!
<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">"Don't forget to wash behind the ears!"</span>
"Vlad, mate, wouldn't it have been easier to simply take a shower in the morning than waiting in a woman's dress all day for a bloke to wet you with his car??? :?: :roll:"
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Johannes
There are people who spend all weekend cleaning the car.
And there are people who drive Discovery.
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