Thread: Laughs/Funnies for 2005

Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift
sounds familiar,, :roll:


not like you BB?

Not like me what 8O


Hmmmmm maybe a hidden insult there me thinks

sounds familiar --- try SEARCH,,


you are always at the 4front of jokes,, 8)

If I have repeated it I am sorry,

but was worth the repeat me thinks

so,, is today slow and rough :?:

or is today fast and powerfull :?:

Originally posted by Pedro_The_Swift
so,, is today slow and rough :?:

or is today fast and powerfull :?:

#2
And thanks for your concern :wink:

A cat died and went to Heaven.

God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking." The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on. " God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat. The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives from cats, dogs and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would never have to run again." God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates. About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything ok? How have you been doing? Are you happy?" The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life! My pillow is fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious."

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One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking. Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing was wrong.

Mikey watches, and after a couple of minutes asks, "Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsie ride?"

"Of course, Son, we're a family."

So Mikey climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly. "Hang on Dad!", cries Mikey, "This is where me and the mailman usually fall off!"