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An Ozzie Poem,,
(Knight turn away---)
OF COURSE I LOVE YA DARLING
> YOURE A BLOODY TOP NOTCH BIRD
> AND WHEN I SAY UR GORGEOUS
> I MEAN EVERY SINGLE WORD
>
> SO YA BUM IS ON THE BIG SIDE
> I DONT MIND A BIT OF FLAB
> IT MEANS THAT WHEN I'M READY
> THERES SOMETHIN THERE TO GRAB
>
> SO YOUR BELLY ISNT FLAT NO MORE
> I TELL YA, I DONT CARE
> SO LONG AS WHEN I CUDDLE YA
> I CAN GET MY ARMS AROUND THERE
>
> NO SHEILA WHO IS YOUR AGE
> HAS NICE ROUND PERKY BREASTS
> THEY JUST GAVE INTO GRAVITY
> BUT I KNOW YA DID YA BEST
>
> IM TELLIN YA THE TRUTH NOW
> I NEVER TELL YA LIES
> I THINK ITS VERY SEXY
> THAT YOUV GOT DIMPLES ON YA THIGHS
>
> I SWEAR ON ME NANNAS GRAVE
> NOW THE MOMENT THAT WE MET
> I THOUGHT U WAS AS GOOD
> AS I WAS EVER GONNA GET
>
> NO MATTER WOT U LOOK LIKE
> ILL ALWAYS LOVE YA DEAR
> NOW SHUT UP WHILE THE FOOTYS
> ON AND GET ME ANOTHER BEER!
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