ScumBags and the Assholes we have to deal with, Im ANGRY

**sclarke** · 30th May 2005, 05:39 PM

OK this is where some of you who have never met me will think i'm a angry peeved of person who hates the world and wants to kill the US of A..... (no i dont, just getting the mood going)

Today the Tool, WayneKer, Toss and looser who said he is going to buy the Saab puleld out of the deal, Well accually i told him to shove it up his Clerk Asss.
He cant get the Money out of his Sperm deposit, opps that was Term. And they will sting him $1400 to get it out. Stiff Sheit i said, i'm not dropping the price lower than the $11,800 we agreed on.

What is the deal now days with a "Gentlemans Agreement" in my day it was as binding as a handshake and if you broke it, it was the wrong thing to do.

**** i was wrong. in the past 2 months i've seen 4 tools break a Gentlemans Agreement. This one ****es me off more as now i've committed to a Disco and i'm out of pocket. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kill Him... Where are those Darleks when i need them....

I cant believe the way morons treat decent people now days.
"Hey lets stuff this guy arround, that will be fun" i hope he ****es of the Triad or Mafia. Then he will know the Handshake rule.... Yep 20Kv up his left arm and out thru his tackle.

Ohhhh and he is getting a Divorce.... Bloody wonder why??? He is a looser Twit, Pen pushing moron who does not know the 1st thing about decency or Respect.

Ahh thats better..... a nice cuppa Tea.... Thanks Love..

What makes people think we are all nice and honest?? Hell i am.. Most of the time... Bugger him, Bugger Corby and Bugger the rest of the people who screw me and the System...... (corby thrown in for the drama effect)

I'm calling my mate George Bush and i'm organising a hit on this Turd... Not Turd is too nice for a Scumbag like him....

Why am i ****ed?????

Cause i missed out on the Best 4WDing in Vic with the Best bunch of Blokes on Sat just so this Clown could look at the saab and pick sheit out of it.
I could have been bogged, damaging more panels and getting muddy and wet.

Right i'm over the whole car thing.... i'm selling the whole lot up and i'm going to Buy a Rusty, smokey VW Combi and i'm going to travel arround the world and promote "Human Awareness and your rights under section 32a"

What is "Human Awareness and your rights under section 32a??" i hear you ask.
It is when the Beeched whales have the right to take over any land they feel fit to occupy and have full native rights to it, But they must be Gay and have a Drug dependancy problem.
This will then stop all Mining and petrolium prices will plumet as the Stars align as the Zorassan theory takes control.

There now you know. Dont ever say i never told you. You are all aware.
I'm going home now as i have to go past the pet shop and buy a Jack Russell as i understand they are the dog to own if you have a Land Rover....

Hey has anyone noticed that?? All these guys and lasses with Old series have Jack Russells and the fellas have beards and look like school teachers..... That is so cool.... i'm not taking the **** out of anyone who fits this description, i'm just making a commnet of something i have observed. We are all different and we all have our ways to live our lives.... Hell i drive a Bloody Volvo and work for the Government and have 2 cats, a Bordercollie and one Sexy Wife..... Whoo Hoo....

Thats my rant for the evening... i've vented and i think i have targeted all the races, religions and sexual preferences. So i'm not racist against anyone, i'm Racist against Everyone......

I'm taking my bat and ball and i'm not playing anymore...

Ohh i forgot to bag the Asians and Euro's.... Next time.... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Breathe in........ Breathe out.....

Anyone care to comment on my "Zorassan theory"

Steve (the happiest LR owner in the world)

**Ace** · 30th May 2005, 05:50 PM

So you arent happy would that be a fair assessment steve. Know how you feel mate, i have had drop kicks reneg on a deal before. There is nothing you can do mate some mother will continue to have em.

You will sell it soon, can you still pay for the disco or will you have to pass it up? Matt

**disconut** · 30th May 2005, 06:00 PM

Jack Russell?
We have a Pom. You can't take the pom out of Land Rover, but we can put one in. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img] Why a pom? well it is only a 90!

Trev and Max (the K9).

**Pedro_The_Swift** · 30th May 2005, 06:07 PM

WOW :!:

I would love to be able to type THAT fast,,

all those thoughts,, at 100mph,,
AND getting them on paper,,, so to speak,,,

and the answer is

NO.

untill someone HANDS you the money,,

there is NO sale.

[buyerbeware]

sorry sclarke,,,,,

**Ace** · 30th May 2005, 06:12 PM

The rules of selling a used car.

1) Only accept cash as payment, it doesnt bounce as high as a cheque.
2) Never consider the vehicle sold until you have the cash- as pedro said
and
3) Never think anyone is a nice guy until you have their money.

**one_iota** · 30th May 2005, 06:19 PM

In our family it's called the "car game".

The rule book is very thin.

**Ace** · 30th May 2005, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by one_iota
In our family it's called the "car game".

The rule book is very thin.

Arent games meant to be fun OI? Matt

**one_iota** · 30th May 2005, 06:28 PM

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-one_iota
In our family it's called the "car game".

The rule book is very thin.

Arent games meant to be fun OI? Matt[/b][/quote]

That depends on whether you are the "gamer" or the "gamee".

Very rarely do both parties go away happy. deal or no deal. :wink:

**Ace** · 30th May 2005, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by one_iota+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(one_iota)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by Ace@
<!--QuoteBegin-one_iota

In our family it's called the "car game".

The rule book is very thin.

Arent games meant to be fun OI? Matt

That depends on whether you are the "gamer" or the "gamee".

Very rarely do both parties go away happy. deal or no deal. :wink:[/b][/quote]

I would have to agree with that, either the person buying gets ripped off or the person selling has to sell it for less than they wanted in order to get rid of it. Matt

**101RRS** · 30th May 2005, 06:43 PM

A bex, a scotch or ten and a good lie down does come to mind in these situations.

Unfortunately I know the feeling and I feel your pain.

Best of luck with the Saab.

Gazz

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