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[Chops]

Chocolate is poisonous to dogs and cats.

I know that now, but didn't about twenty years ago. But regardless, I don't think a bit every now and then will do them any damage
The stuff they say they can't eat now is crap I reckon. Our dogs used to just about live on what we ate, were very happy and healthy mutts

[Homestar]

Ok, back off topic.

I found out yesterday that we have Hookers in Sunbury...

Parked up in the Foodworks carpark and a Woman who was standing next to the Harris Scarf building wandered across, introduced herself as a local working girl and asked if she could do anything for me. I must have looked like I needed something...

I was going to ask her to wash my car, but I politely declined instead...

[Chops]

[Disco Muppet]

Classic.
I saw an article that satirically suggested ISIS had claimed responsibility for the Stereosonic music festival. That made me laugh.

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[DiscoMick]

Ok, back off topic.

I found out yesterday that we have Hookers in Sunbury...

Parked up in the Foodworks carpark and a Woman who was standing next to the Harris Scarf building wandered across, introduced herself as a local working girl and asked if she could do anything for me. I must have looked like I needed something...

I was going to ask her to wash my car, but I politely declined instead...

I once had the owner take a photographer and I on a guided tour of a local brothel. It was morning and the place was empty. The female potographer had great fun opening every door and madly snapping the rooms. Must admit the decor varied quite a lot between rooms.
The owner also gave me a rundown on the government hygiene rregulations which he had to comply with and said they were regularly inspected by Department of Health inspectors. This was amusing as the brothel did not have local council approval. When I asked a council officer about that later he said they preferred not to know since the councillors would have rejected an application for approval, so the brothel would have just continued to operate illegally anyway. It was better to leave the situation alone and just make sure it met health regulations, he said.

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[scarry]

We have fixed the AC's at a few of those places.

I send the boys,puts a smile on their dial…...

They used to ring from a nudist colony not far from here,now that was interesting,particularly the first time we went,they didn't tell us what sort of place it was.

Council eventually shut it down

[DiscoMick]

Here's a quiz for the season. How many wise men does the Bible say came to see the baby Jesus after his birth?

One
Two
Three
Four
Unknown

What do you think?
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[Eevo]

the magi came to see him and they gave him three gifts.
it only appears in one of the gospels and doesnt actually say how many.
we assume 3 gifts means 3 magi but some faiths have different numbers

[kogvos]

I'm having a chicken sandwich for lunch.

[Mick_Marsh]

I'm having a chicken sandwich for lunch.

I guess that's better than a chicken having a kogvos sandwich for lunch.