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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

You know a pensioner is a tightarse when their only reason for going into a shop is because it gives free cups of water from the water cooler.


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And to also cool down on hot days.😜:D

We had a carpet snake get in the house a couple of years ago,i have never seen SWMBO move so fast:D:D
There was only one light on at the time,we were watching a late night movie:o

I got it into a pillowcase,tied a knot in the top and relocated it in the morning to the Daisy Hill state forest.

It was around 4ft long and quite placid.

Since it has gone we have had rats around:mad:

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Originally Posted by scarry

And to also cool down on hot days.😜:D

We had a carpet snake get in the house a couple of years ago,i have never seen SWMBO move so fast:D:D
There was only one light on at the time,we were watching a late night movie:o

I got it into a pillowcase,tied a knot in the top and relocated it in the morning to the Daisy Hill state forest.

It was around 4ft long and quite placid.

Since it has gone we have had rats around:mad:

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I think I may have have seen it at Daisy Hill.

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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

I think I may have have seen it at Daisy Hill.

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I wish it would come back,need it to keep the rats away.:D

I just have to train it to stay out of the living areas of the house while SWMBO is around.:D:D

One of my brothers lives at Carbrook,he recently caught a very large one trying to get into the kids guinne pigs cage.

He used to have Chinese quails as well,but last Christmas day,our Springer spaniel decided to eat them,before the snake got them:(

Snakes are good at protecting chickens from rats, so they can eat them themselves later. ;)

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When you walk out of a pub and you see a bloke in a 100 series Cruiser with his bonnet up looking concerned and his mate with him has a 80 series parked behind, saying" I can see the problem mate" He says "What" and I say " it's a Toyota" may not be the best way to win friends but I did chuckle to myself.

Cruel but fair. :p

Funny.

Things I have learned: oil your elbows. Some years ago the skin on the point of my right elbow dried out and cracked, causing it to bleed. Each time I bent my elbow it cracked and bled again. Took three painful months to heal. So I have learned to moisturise my elbows weekly.

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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

Funny.

Things I have learned: oil your elbows. ....

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10W/30 or EP90?

John

Any moisturiser should do. I would go thinner the better.
I have never seen oiling your elbows in any list of health tips so this could be an AULRO first. :cool:

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Originally Posted by JDNSW

10W/30 or EP90?

John

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Peanut for many. :angel: