Was it all your fault that you complained to the council about Traffic congestion & they said "Ok Mr Smartypants what do you suggest?" And in the heat of the moment you replied " **** the traffic why can you not build a new road & I don't care if you go through my front garden I can get Chokos anywhere".
Little knowing that Chokos were on the endangered list & even if obtainable in the future would cost the equivalent of a Month's wages or two Iceberg lettuces or half a tank of Unleaded Petrol.
The rest is History.
:Rolling::BigCry:

