Threads that go off topic - here and other forums.

I haven't got time to be posting in "off topic" threads. I'm busy designing and simulating crushing circuits ....................

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"If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with." Janis Joplin.

I just did a poo!

The unlicenced 18-yo grandson of the people next door is annoying a lot of the people in the street as he roars up and down (no helmet) on an unregistered dirt bike with very little muffling. He is very well known to the law but from before he was 18.

A lot of my neighbours would like to see him back in, ahem, custody.

My doctor has prescribed a topical ointmnet for the rash on my rear

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Originally Posted by p38arover

Apparently, southpaw Labs don't make as good a guide dog as right handed ones. Our current dog, Selby, is ambidextrous. I'm not sure what that says. :D

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Means it can sign with both paws ;).

I stole an apple from my mate Adam, I now have a lump in my throat, what should I do:(

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Originally Posted by Redback

I stole an apple from my mate Adam, I now have a lump in my throat, what should I do:(

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dont take viagra, you'll get a stiff neck

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Originally Posted by loanrangie

Means it can sign with both paws ;).

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He's going to a blind person, not a someone who is deaf. :angel:

In fir tar is,

In oak none is.

In mud eels are,

In clay none are.