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[ramblingboy42]

oh.....maybe you need some senacot.....

[ramblingboy42]

that'll unblock it......

[scarry]

oh.....maybe you need some senacot.....

Or maybe a grenade

[digger]

You need lots of olive oil, because like most things in the senate , you'll never pass it otherwise!

[ramblingboy42]

I once put several lomitol tabs in the coffee of an army officer I didn't like.

he was fairly busy with his entrenching tool for a couple of days.

teach him not to give me the ****s.....hahaha

[cuppabillytea]

I was talking of the most relevant Muscle or Muscles, as there is one either side, not the biggest most flamboyantly named.
Yes kogvos, as in a coffin or on your side or belly, as long as your legs are straight out.( yes I know there's a pun in there but I don't care.)
You can cure Constipation by discussing shoes with the Missus but a locked Psoas muscle is another story.

[Fifth Columnist]

You must beware of heavy metals when eating mussels.

[ramblingboy42]

well you should take them out of the can before you eat them.

[sheerluck]

You must beware of heavy metals when eating mussels.

Very true. Everyone knows you should only listen to classical music when eating mussels. Heavy metal ruins the experience.

[cuppabillytea]

Very true. Everyone knows you should only listen to classical music when eating mussels. Heavy metal ruins the experience.

Death Metal can be even more harmful.