I'm a world class sleeper. I've trained every day of my life...sometimes all day.
I turn big rock into little rock.
When I was 18 to 25 I was in real estate. Mo mobile phones. I knew the phone numbers to all the opposition, the solicitors, the land area of all houses for sale, what all the rents were, what all the body corp fees were, and a tone of other stuff. No mobile phones and not many computers around then.
98 Defender 110 tdi Boomer
I am excellent at undoing bras using only one hand. Through multiple layers of clothing if needs be.
Not a skill that earns me too many friends though.![]()
Sometimes I manage to get the USB device plugged in on the first try.
-Mitch
'El Burro' 2012 Defender 90.
I can make a complete stuff up whenever placed in a situation requiring the use of computers or tech gadgets.
My super power is I make Beer disappear!!![]()
Humph!! Is that all, last night I managed to make several disappear and also managed to turn them into an even higher volume of urine.
I can often make a caravan or slow moving vehicle appear in front of me at the end of an overtaking lane, only when I've passed another.
The likelihood of my ability to do so each time, is directly proportional to the length of time I've sat behind the previous one (in minutes), multiplied by the average level of irritability of the children (number of times I've said/yelled 'stop fighting').
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