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  1. 13th February 2022, 02:58 PM #6311
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gav 110 View Post
    Nicknames for the apprentice:

    Which one do you have?

    "Wicket keeper" - puts on gloves and stands back
    "Harvey Norman" - 3 years no interest
    "Grenade" - waiting for him to pull the pin
    "Sensor light" - only works if someone walks past
    "Blister" - appears when the hard work is done
    "Showbag" - full of ****
    "Seaweed" - floats around all day and stinks
    "Lantern" - not very bright, and has to be carried
    "Penguin" - always on the ice
    "Deck chair" - always folds under pressure
    "G-spot" - you can never find him
    "2-stroke" - hard to get started, and always smokes
    "Morphine" - slow moving dope
    "Bushranger" - holds everyone up

    PS had to remove a couple of nicknames to keep up with the G rating

    Interesting, Odd or Funny Pics II.Interesting, Odd or Funny Pics II.
    We used "opium" instead of morphine, but it's the same... Hadn't heard of sensor light before
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    When I was a Screen Printing apprentice I was called "Stripe".
    I had been sent to buy striped ink & like a mug I went and tried to, amused the supplier no end.
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    Worked with a bloke we called SOC. Silly Old ****

    He used to introduce himself as SOC. Had lost his licence a number of times for DUI, I found him up the back of the yard one day having a beer while taking the empties out of the cab of his truck. I just shook my head and said "no wonder they call you SOC".

    Next time he got caught doing this was by the boss, instant dismissal.
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    We had a 'Hardly Normal".
    Two years no interest was enough for us.

    Anyway,he was employed by another company,and they call him the same,HN for short
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    Quote Originally Posted by scarry View Post
    We had a 'Hardly Normal".
    Two years no interest was enough for us.

    Anyway,he was employed by another company,and they call him the same,HN for short

    Ah, memories! My Apprentice nickname was Pluto. Because I followed a Senor Fridgie around all day.
    I probably learnt a lot or got my boots covered in Dog's ****.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonesfam View Post
    When I was a Screen Printing apprentice I was called "Stripe".
    I had been sent to buy striped ink & like a mug I went and tried to, amused the supplier no end.
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    Did you ever get sent for a Long weight/wait?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Did you ever get sent for a Long weight/wait?
    We used to send the first year to the hardware to buy a left handed screwdriver

    Part of their initiation into the trade...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scarry View Post
    We used to send the first year to the hardware to buy a left handed screwdriver

    Part of their initiation into the trade...



    Yep, had forgotten that one. Ta. Much better than having had one's balls black shoe polished.


    Polish was a piece of cake it was the vigorous polishing that made it unpopular as well as being locked in the refrigerant cylinder decanting shed when some bastard turned on the So2.


    On reflection that could have had disastrous results as no body was ever asked if they were Asthmatic.
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