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  1. 9th June 2017, 06:29 PM #51
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    Our grandson is about 3 1/2,we hang the washing out sometimes,he gets the clothes out of the washing basket and passes them to me and i clip them on the line,he loves doing it.
    He can't reach the clothes at the bottom of the basket,so tips it on its side and crawls in and brings them out.

    Every piece of clothing he says what it is,sock,shirt,whatever.

    He calls Mrs Scarry GG,so all the undies are called GG's nickers,no matter who's they are.

    Anyway he dragged a bra out one day and he said what is this thing?I said,i dunno,i will just hang it up.

    Couple of weeks later,we are hanging out the washing again,and he pulls a bra out and says,i know what this is for,thats where boobies go...

    I couldn't believe my ears
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    You should have told him It's a Double Barrel Sling Shot, when he first asked.
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    German for bra- stoppmflopn.
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    Oh what have you started Paul?
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Oh what have you started Paul?
    Me?

    Now how could i get the blame.....

    I could post a good couple of pics up but the post would be deleted and i would get a PM from someone i bet

    Back to the OP,and on topic

    He is over yesterday,i am playing grease monkey on one of the vans,filling the diff with oil,he says,this looks a bit "tricky",dunno where he got that word from.

    Then he notices the socket set,didn't take long before it was spread all over the floor....

    i suppose that was better than spreading a container of oil all over the floor,and playing in it.
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    Gotta ask.. 'Babes, or babies'? I opened this thinking there'd be a whole lot of dumb blond moments...
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