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    Quote Originally Posted by Chenz View Post
    I was telling my 4 year old grand daughter about an incident up at my farm with a brown snake. I said "It ran between my legs and I jumped out of the road." She said, "Lucky you jumped Poppy, it could have gone up your leg and into your vagina". We all had to bite our lips to stop from bursting out in laughter.
    Reminds me of the seen in the movie Kindergarten Cop .

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    I was out in the shed with my grandson, building a billycart.
    He said "Grandad, I need to go to the toilet."
    Rather than traipse all the way back to the house, I suggested he go on the lemon tree, behind the shed. A few minutes later there was a panicked shriek from behind the shed.
    "Grandad, there's no toilet paper here!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    I was out in the shed with my grandson, building a billycart.
    He said "Grandad, I need to go to the toilet."
    Rather than traipse all the way back to the house, I suggested he go on the lemon tree, behind the shed. A few minutes later there was a panicked shriek from behind the shed.
    "Grandad, there's no toilet paper here!"
    What? No date roll at Lemon Tree Passage! Honestly. the world is in a state.
    Cheers, Billy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    What? No date roll at Lemon Tree Passage! Honestly. the world is in a state.
    Covid issues strike again.

    We had the same problem a while ago,granddaughter wants to do a wee,we are on the way back from Arrawarra.
    Middle of no where.
    Ok bush toilet,so we stop.
    She goes behind a bush,then comes out,how did you go?Says SWMBO.
    I just did a number two she says.

    Any toilet paper?
    Well the roll that’s always in the car has vanished.
    Luckily the water tank in the car was half full and we had some soap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarry View Post
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    Any toilet paper?
    Well the roll that’s always in the car has vanished.........................
    The one under the driver's seat, and the the spare one under the passenger seat? Has saved a couple of mates of mine in my country limos.

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    Pfft!
    As kids, we used rocks when caught short.
    Cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by austastar View Post
    Pfft!
    As kids, we used rocks when caught short.
    Cheers
    As a stopper, to prevent leakage?
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    Hi,
    We could often be playing in the bush well over an hour's walk from home. Too far to go if caught short.
    Needs must.
    Cheers

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    So we are at the Sons finishing loading the car and trailer to go out to the property for a couple of weeks.
    Pep, the Sons Koolie always comes,but she went a few months ago and they had her cremated.

    The Grand Daughter,4yr old,says,cant we take Pep in the bottle?

    We couldn't believe our ears

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