Thread: Trying not to think about food

Not sure about welded to the bowl , I felt I had to hang on to it to prevent myself from lifting off , I felt there was enough force to make Kim jong un take an interest for his ICBM fuel program, when I went in the nurse asked if I had peed that morning and I had to reply , yes but it was out of my a@#e ,does that count?, strangely enough both the surgeon and anaesthetist both own land rovers and apparently ( can't remember) I was telling them what they needed to do to fix them , guess who got to fix them in the end ! , oh well at least they have to deal with more ar$#&%@s than me.