Shark Attacks .

**Homestar** · 4th August 2017, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by johntins

Indeed. Same thing with crocs, really. They even put signs up, but people think "it won't happen to me". Here's a tip: it will.

A shark is doing what a shark does, and has been doing for more than 50,000,000 years, apparently.

I was most disappointed that on my recent trip to Darwin I didn't see one tourist getting eaten by a Croc....

**cuppabillytea** · 4th August 2017, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by Homestar

I was most disappointed that on my recent trip to Darwin I didn't see one tourist getting eaten by a Croc....

I feel for you Gav. Apparently, when someone is taken by a crock, there is an increase in tourism from Germany. Presumably they like to be eaten. What funny people.

**trout1105** · 4th August 2017, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by Homestar

I was most disappointed that on my recent trip to Darwin I didn't see one tourist getting eaten by a Croc....

Haven't you been on the latest crock tour on the Adelaide River?
It's the one where a group of Chooks take out a boat on the river and dangle Tourists over the side so that the crocks have to leap out of the water to eat them

**kogvos** · 4th August 2017, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by Homestar

I was most disappointed that on my recent trip to Darwin I didn't see one tourist getting eaten by a Croc....

You just need to take more tourists with you.

**cuppabillytea** · 4th August 2017, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by kogvos

You just need to take more tourists with you.

You'd better listen to KOGVOS. I suspect he's a Seagoon. They know about such things you know.

**Homestar** · 4th August 2017, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by trout1105

Haven't you been on the latest crock tour on the Adelaide River?
It's the one where a group of Chooks take out a boat on the river and dangle Tourists over the side so that the crocks have to leap out of the water to eat them

Now THAT I would pay to see!

**AndyG** · 6th August 2017, 09:36 AM

Someone i know belongs to a 'shark bait club' been bitten and survived
He is one of only two members who have been bitten more than once on separate events.
Obviously a slow learner

**workingonit** · 6th August 2017, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by Homestar

I was most disappointed that on my recent trip to Darwin I didn't see one tourist getting eaten by a Croc....

Homestar, you have no excuse. You could've walked into the East Alligator and taken a selfie

**Tins** · 6th August 2017, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

I love a swim in the ocean but the Noahs are always at the back of my mind. Certain conditions will make attacks more likely. Its best to keep your feet dry at such times.
Culling does no one any good except for a brief placation of the vengeful and the fearful.

It isn't culling, it's killing for revenge, or it's just killing. Staggers me that people believe we are the most important species here. Let's see how we go when we are all that is left. Tipping it won't be pretty.

**cuppabillytea** · 6th August 2017, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by johntins

It isn't culling, it's killing for revenge, or it's just killing. Staggers me that people believe we are the most important species here. Let's see how we go when we are all that is left. Tipping it won't be pretty.

We'll have loved ourselves, and rationalised ourselves out of existence long before that happens.

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