Thread: Women's logic???

After 35 years of marriage I have discovered that women don't have logic in their operating systems.
Jonesfam

Gee I discovered that after five years

You're a slow learner, Cliff.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Whilst discussing with 'er indoors, our respective chores and plans for the day, I asked if she wanted to come with me to put on her lotto. “No," she replied "if I win I won't be able to get a pension."

I worked at DSS before the Assets Test and Deeming was introduced. Numbers of pensioners had large sums in non-interest bearing accounts so they could get the miserable bit of pension. $200,000 & $300,000 term deposits could have brought in far more income than the pension but, no, "I have worked all my life and paid taxes and I want my pension." Didn't they squeal when the assets test and deeming was introduced and the deeming rate was, I think, then 12%. Bye bye pension. We used to wonder where some of these oldies got the dough as in the beginnings of their working lives they would have been getting little more than $20 p.w. and by the 1980's when they reached retiring age $220 - $300 p.w.

Well, we have his and hers chores one of which is emptying the inside bins.
If a bin gets full while I'm not home it jus gets piled on until it overflows , so I ask why didn't you empty the bin ? Of course the response is "that's your job" , so even if I'm not home it's still my job . Yet the outside bins are maybe 4m from the inside bins, and its my fault for not emptying them when they aren't full.

Fella's, we could go on about all the things wrong with our women for hours.
They don't have any sense of Humour, I mean it really is funny when they get into bed & you rolled your platted belt up in there & they think it's a snake, did she think it was funny?

They have no sense of time, I'll just be 5 minutes means you might as well paint the house.

They have no sense of forgiveness, I was only 4 hours late home from the pub & I was not as drunk as she reckons & I did NOT pee in the corner of the bedroom.

They have no idea about the problems we men have, I mean it is impossible to aim straight first thing when you wake up.

They complain a lot. Always tells me I don't help with the kids & when I say I didn't have them a fight starts?

And, why do they roll their eyes when you start telling the story about how your Land Rover managed to get out of the mud flat where 3 Toyotas were stuck?

They do have excellent memories though. Bring up something I allegedly did 33 years ago. This goes back to the no forgiveness.

They have no sense of continuity, we will be talking about something & finish the conversation. 3 weeks latter she will, out of the blue, take up the conversation again (from where we ended it) & get cranky when I have no idea what she is on about.

And, finally, everything has to be rush, rush with women. I said I would do it, I will do it & really reminding me every 8 months is very near harassment!

Jonesfam

Love the old girl though!!

Originally Posted by jonesfam

And, why do they roll their eyes when you start telling the story about how your Land Rover managed to get out of the mud flat where 3 Toyotas were stuck?

Nothing wrong with them - just have their brain put in back to front!!