I call bull****!
Wifey has a crook neck so i decided to give her a massage and some deep heat.
Forgot didnt i!!!!!
Went and took a **** and damn!!! Old fella is getting hot lol.
Still i bet i get no action tonight so i call bull****.
Why did i share that? Dunno beginning to question that and will ask carlton draught right now.
JayTee
Nullus Anxietus
Cancer is gender blind.
2000 D2 TD5 Auto: Tins
1994 D1 300TDi Manual: Dave
1980 SIII Petrol Tray: Doris
OKApotamus #74
Nanocom, D2 TD5 only.
And chilli on your hands from cooking. Don't ask.....
Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from taking a nap.
JayTee
Nullus Anxietus
Cancer is gender blind.
2000 D2 TD5 Auto: Tins
1994 D1 300TDi Manual: Dave
1980 SIII Petrol Tray: Doris
OKApotamus #74
Nanocom, D2 TD5 only.
I worked with a bloke whose sister, in the dark, inadvertently used Deep Heat instead of a topical remedy for a UTI. They and their spouses shared a flat, with the bedheads only separated by a thin wall. At the top of her voice, she kept repeating "Blow on it Harry. blow on it!"
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
I seen many similar things during my time at sea, a couple prolly not appropriate for the forum . I do remember seeing someone lifting an open tin of paint from the top deck whilst standing on the ladder from the lower deck and ending up with it all over him from chest down. In those days standard work clothes was either shorts or jocks , so alot of the paint pooled in his jocks. Then he decided to pour thinners over himself to try and remove the paint.
To this day i still remember hearing the scream that he emitted when the thinners started to burn the old fella and another spot a bit further back.
Just for the record - NO it wasnt me. I often remind him of it when i still see him around.
Cheers Ean
LOL!
Did something similar, but affected quite a distance further than my 'fella'
Used to have a restaurant, and I had the task of chopping up the chillies.
Not even a minute after I'd finished, I went to wipe something out of my eyes ... yikes!
left eye(left hand handling the chillies) was blood red for days afterwards.
Arthur.
All these discos are giving me a heart attack!
'99 D1 300Tdi Auto ( now sold :( )
'03 D2 Td5 Auto
'03 D2a Td5 Auto
While disposing of some old heavy batteries with missing caps, etc. I had some acid spill/leak, and to add insult to injury, the incident destroyed a pair of underpants.
Many years ago I was relief engineer on a boat and went to start an engine and a bank of batteries exploded all over me , I ran out of the engine room and jumped straight over the side of the boat . I remember looking up and seeing the look on the crew faces and them trying to work out if they should jump as well.
I guess you had to be there but it seems quite amusing when I think back about it.
Cheers Ean
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