Thread: No good deed unrewarded.

Originally Posted by DAMINK

I call bull****!

Wifey has a crook neck so i decided to give her a massage and some deep heat.

Forgot didnt i!!!!!

Went and took a **** and damn!!! Old fella is getting hot lol.



Still i bet i get no action tonight so i call bull****.
Why did i share that? Dunno beginning to question that and will ask carlton draught right now.

I believe that to be the strangest post I've ever seen here....... However, deep heat and old fellas will do that. Ouch.

And chilli on your hands from cooking. Don't ask.....

Originally Posted by cripesamighty

And chilli on your hands from cooking. Don't ask.....

Don't need to.

Us blokes have three eyes, and I have wept from all three of them. I had some Portugese neighbours once in Qld. Simply handling the chilli plant in the pot on their porch was enough.

Originally Posted by cripesamighty

And chilli on your hands from cooking. Don't ask.....

Been there .

I worked with a bloke whose sister, in the dark, inadvertently used Deep Heat instead of a topical remedy for a UTI. They and their spouses shared a flat, with the bedheads only separated by a thin wall. At the top of her voice, she kept repeating "Blow on it Harry. blow on it!"

I seen many similar things during my time at sea, a couple prolly not appropriate for the forum . I do remember seeing someone lifting an open tin of paint from the top deck whilst standing on the ladder from the lower deck and ending up with it all over him from chest down. In those days standard work clothes was either shorts or jocks , so alot of the paint pooled in his jocks. Then he decided to pour thinners over himself to try and remove the paint.

To this day i still remember hearing the scream that he emitted when the thinners started to burn the old fella and another spot a bit further back.

Just for the record - NO it wasnt me. I often remind him of it when i still see him around.

Cheers Ean

LOL!
Did something similar, but affected quite a distance further than my 'fella'
Used to have a restaurant, and I had the task of chopping up the chillies.
Not even a minute after I'd finished, I went to wipe something out of my eyes ... yikes!
left eye(left hand handling the chillies) was blood red for days afterwards.

While disposing of some old heavy batteries with missing caps, etc. I had some acid spill/leak, and to add insult to injury, the incident destroyed a pair of underpants.