Thread: Phil the Greek.

Originally Posted by Bigbjorn

That's a good point about whether Betty needs a licence as they are probably issued by her delegation. Does she need a passport? The Danish royal family don't have passports. When they travel the ambassador or consul has to meet them and shepherd them through customs.

I think I'd read that she doesn't need either, because she'd be issuing it to herself.

Originally Posted by DiscoMick

Prince Philip was driving a Freelancer and his new vehicle is a Discovery Sport.
There is speculation he may have to surrender his licence to avoid being prosecuted.

Prince Philip undergoes hospital checks after car crash

Prince Philip undergoes hospital checks after car crash | UK news | The Guardian

That link has a new Freelender being delivered - I thought it might have been the D5 but that looks as if it is the cops car.

No no.
It’s a new Defender...

According to teh BBC it is another FL2 that the royals own and has been seen at Balmoral.

I don't think even LR would keep a spare FL2 in storage for what 4 years.

Regards Philip A

Originally Posted by PhilipA

According to teh BBC it is another FL2 that the royals own and has been seen at Balmoral.

I don't think even LR would keep a spare FL2 in storage for what 4 years.

Regards Philip A

Are you familiar with the history of the Minerva Landrovers?

Of course, that was nearly seventy years ago!

[QUOTE] Originally Posted by 4bee
"Hello, Land Rover Royal Public Relations?

Bruce here,.... yer know, Fleet Manager Sandringham.

Yeah not bad, hows the wife & kids?

Good.

Got a favour to ask.


The old bloke has flipped his Freeloader. Would you kindly send us another post haste, FOC of course as usual?

Colour? Aw mate, Burgundy would be nice, or Royal Blue, can do?

You'll be here within the hour right?

Thanks mate I owe you one.

Ciao. "


Land Rover Freeby Dept.

"Bruce, please accept our humble apologies 'cos we could only manage to get you a Black Freeloader & it'll be there at about Mid day. Ok? It's coming by Transporter. We'll charge it to the Australian Account.

Tell the old bloke to look after this one as they are becoming like rocking horse ****.

Regards Cecil

Freebies unlimited.




Ring ring ring.



Ah, Cec here again Bruce.

Just a quick update so I thought I'd touch base with you.

Replacement is coming down from Balmoral it seems, as there is a bit of a shortage here at the mo due to the sudden popularity of Freeloaders.


Yea yeah yeah, the Tartan seat covers have been changed to the ones with the Greek Flag embossed on them.

By the way Bruce, the old bloke needs to get his incontinence under control, going by the state of the originals I've just seen. What a mess!
And please instruct him not to spill the Dewars on them as it is a hell of a job to get that odour out of the car.

Good luck with this one, I hope he doesn't run up the arse of an HGV & scratch it. You have no idea of the amount of paperwork & sleepless nights this has caused me.

Ciao

Cec. F.U.


PS. Bernice sends her love to your wife.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

I think he does. Inc, do you need a licence?

My 98 year old mum doesn't need a licence.

Recently whilst at the doctors he asked her does she still drive.

She proudly pulled out her licence and showed it to the Doc and said "yes I do."

He cut it in half and said "well you don't need this anymore."

As for Ian's OP saying some don't deserve a LR, it was only a Freelander.

But just one Freelander, just one.

For those of you who know the joke.