Thread: Advice needed...urgently

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Cheers Ean

The best advice I can give you is, don't let 'Er indoors read this page.
You're a braver/sillier man than most.

Originally Posted by rick130

My god you love to live dangerously, Spud!

I'm the James Bond of Aulro. Fear is my bread and butter. But like mr Bond I do take my life seriously so I will be changing my password for the Aulro site, just incase Mrs Bond is in a perusing mood.
......Trouble is, Mrs Bond usually does this stuff for me. Methinks this could be Mr Bond's last outing.

Originally Posted by spudfan

I'm the James Bond of Aulro. Fear is my bread and butter. But like mr Bond I do take my life seriously so I will be changing my password for the Aulro site, just incase Mrs Bond is in a perusing mood.
......Trouble is, Mrs Bond usually does this stuff for me. Methinks this could be Mr Bond's last outing.

I am surprised you are still posting or maybe this is Mrs bond build a alibi
cheers
blaze

Originally Posted by bblaze

I am surprised you are still posting or maybe this is Mrs bond build a alibi
cheers
blaze

Please don't put ideas into her head.
I was going to say that there is lots of room in there for them but I'd better not...just incase.

Update. Please note that Mr Spud Bond is currently reacquainting himself with the outdoor life in a tent in the back garden. Also ALL privaledges have been withdrawn.
Mrs Spudfan.

Back in action, well on parole really.
Well I just returned from exile and, and, and......I don't know how to put this but the first thing I saw when I returned to my kingdom was (and I am faint with trepidation here), the "Sixty Shades of Grey" dvd's sitting by the tv. It gets worse. There was Mrs Spudfan sitting on the sofa and patting the space beside her. Horror of horrors but the aforementioned body work was on full view!!!!! There's more but I just can't bring myself to relate the terrors I have suffered. As a condemned man is allowed one last request, I requested that the lights be turned off and to be allowed to wear gloves. But my request was DENIED. I may never recover from this. I may never be normal again. I just can't relate anymore. If I did and you read it you probably would not be able to sleep.
You can have my kingdom but only if I can return to my tent...