Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

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Originally Posted by 4bee

His Virginity?? [bigrolf]

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I just threw up at the thought [biggrin]

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Originally Posted by 4bee

Him being an ugly looking bastard, that'd be a good thing, right?[bigrolf]

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Ugly and rich[emoji383][emoji383][emoji383][emoji383]
Lucky bastard has probably got a haram of young(er than him) not so fluffy girls at his beck and call🤭

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Originally Posted by Gav 110

Ugly and rich[emoji383][emoji383][emoji383][emoji383]
Lucky bastard has probably got a haram of young(er than him) not so fluffy girls at his beck and call🤭

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I suspect you may be confusing him with our Ian.:Thump::Rolling::TakeABow:

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Originally Posted by 4bee

I suspect you may be confusing him with our Ian.:Thump::Rolling::TakeABow:

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Oi! I'm neither ugly nor rich, well, definitely not rich. [bigsad]

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

Oi! I'm neither ugly nor rich, well, definitely not rich. [bigsad]

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And the Harem?[biggrin]

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Originally Posted by 4bee

And the Harem?[biggrin]

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Isn't that a basketball team from New York?

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

Isn't that a basketball team from New York?

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Hhmm, "The Harem Globetrotters". That could work.[bigrolf]

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Originally Posted by 4bee

Hhmm, "The Harem Globetrotters". That could work.[bigrolf]

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Clives haram globe trotters??


Ian’s haram globe trotters???

I think the Ian part has a bit of a ring to it[emoji12]

Not knowing what Ian loos like I can’t comment on his ugliness 🤣🤣

Ugliness is in the eye of the beholder

What is unglued to you may not be ugly to me

And vise versa

I dare say some young ladies actually find Clive attractive (because of his money)
How many ladies (old or young) find “our Ian” attractive, probably quite a few by the sounds of it[emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]

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Gav

I'm no push-over, but I trip easily. [bigrolf]

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Originally Posted by Gav 110

Clives haram globe trotters??


Ian’s haram globe trotters???

I think the Ian part has a bit of a ring to it[emoji12]

Not knowing what Ian loos like I can’t comment on his ugliness 🤣🤣

Ugliness is in the eye of the beholder

What is unglued to you may not be ugly to me

And vise versa

I dare say some young ladies actually find Clive attractive (because of his money)
How many ladies (old or young) find “our Ian” attractive, probably quite a few by the sounds of it[emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]

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Gav

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Pretty much the same as most, generally once a day.[tonguewink]