Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

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Originally Posted by NavyDiver

A person selling Fake Covid Vax exemptions for $150. I am shocked. She predended to be a Doctor In QLD. Why can she just not be like me and honest about who she is?

I am selling legitimate FAKE Covid exemptions at just $100 and I will toss in a free Placebo self injection of saline for nicks as well as verified proof I am not a Doctor. You would need a needle. a Drench gun or a glass would do fine as well. Flexible Not Medical
No pretense with Mine- They are fake and I am please to give them to you.

Just send the bitcoin only to youhavetobekidding@fakesRus.com in the Cayman island family Trust NotMedicalDoNotTrustme -no liability

I am not the The Colac Doctor. That is not fake! Or not fake just yet until the medical board gets its work finished[biggrin] I am considering legal actions re the fake not fake claims made by others in colac and QLD. Just not sure what legal grounds I have to protect my fakes?

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I'd say forget it, you have Buckley's. It will cost you more just being away from your fake practice with the Fake framed Diplomas on the Fake walls. Naaaa, give it a miss I reckon, James & let the SEQ White Shoe Brigade try it on..:Rolling::Rolling::wallbash::wallbash:

I read somewhere recently that a large shipment of hydroxychloroquin ordered from overseas by Clive Palmer has been seized and destroyed by Customs!

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Originally Posted by NavyDiver

His size and cigars are his pleasures perhaps. His good points are his history and perhaps a fast trip around the planet. Not light speed but still quick. Captain Kirk is cooler perhaps or has reality bitten the dream?

Got several Plus sized mates. girls and guys. love them dearly so not a weighty issue at all for me[thumbsupbig]

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I have a couple of large mates too! Over 140kg. Lots to love, eh?
Nonetheless, Mr Shatner/Captain Kirk would have increased the payload somewhat.
I didn’t like it much when I had to put my 83kg on the scales before getting on the RFDS King Air, and the Rex flights, and the NT Top End Aeromedical flights.

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Originally Posted by JDNSW

I read somewhere recently that a large shipment of hydroxychloroquin ordered from overseas by Clive Palmer has been seized and destroyed by Customs!

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Not the only thing Clive has lost lately [emoji12]

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Originally Posted by NavyDiver

A Queensland based guru for ??? has brought 100000s of dose of that stuff. He is grumpy no one wants to pay him for it :)
Gave me a huge laugh

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lol ,he could change his business model and sell to queensland farmers or donate it to MSF for their river blindness program, gurus say they want to help people so its a win win lol [bigwhistle]

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Originally Posted by RHS58

I have a couple of large mates too! Over 140kg. Lots to love, eh?
Nonetheless, Mr Shatner/Captain Kirk would have increased the payload somewhat.
I didn’t like it much when I had to put my 83kg on the scales before getting on the RFDS King Air, and the Rex flights, and the NT Top End Aeromedical flights.

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Still it is better to know your limits, it could save the ac from hitting the cyclone mesh boundary fence at the end of the runway. "Blame it on that Fat Bastard RHS" they'd say.[bigrolf]


83? I long for the day when I was 83kg.[bighmmm]


FWIW.
My late Uncle flying from Adelaide to Melb yonks/early days with ANA as it was then, allegedly departed Parafield for Essendon with a length of Barbed Wire fence hanging off his DC-3 tail wheel.


Him later becoming a Training Captain with ANA. Hope he taught them a bit better than that. :Rolling:

He must have thought he was still up in PNG in WW2 flying Bully Beef flights with Guinea Air.

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Originally Posted by sashadidi

lol ,he could change his business model and sell to queensland farmers or donate it to MSF for their river blindness program, gurus say they want to help people so its a win win lol [bigwhistle]

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Or, he could donate the lot & give himself a new generous, non- commercial Clive image.



Porkers might fly.


Eerr, no, not you RHS. Soz.[biggrin]

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Originally Posted by Gav 110

Not the only thing Clive has lost lately [emoji12]

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His Virginity?? [bigrolf]

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Originally Posted by 4bee

His Virginity?? [bigrolf]

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Can’t be 100% he’s lost that
But he’s definitely lost face over here in WA[emoji12]

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Originally Posted by Gav 110

Can’t be 100% he’s lost that
But he’s definitely lost face over here in WA[emoji12]

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Him being an ugly looking bastard, that'd be a good thing, right?[bigrolf]