Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[Alf]

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[AlM]

Conspiracy or "where there is smoke, there is fire"... google "Luke Sayers Andrews" ard/or search on Luke Sayers in Twitter.

[superquag]

Blimey J2, are you an ASIO Agent in disguise of summat else. Tea Room/Water Cooler Gossip Editor perchance.

If you don't reply I will think the affirmative. Secret Handshakes & all that malarkey.

None of the above, though it was only a couple of years ago I was appraised of my late father's pre-war sporting gig... in Nagasaki, and how he stumbled upon lots and Lots and LOTS of stored resources, of interest to both MI-s
Maybe it's in the genes...

I just had a gut feeling, back in Jan 2020, that 'this' had a distinctively Odour. As soon as billy goat's name came up, that was all it took. Never in history of this planet has a disease been so.... orchestrated.

And the effort to push for overnight development AND roll-out of a 'vaccine' with the aim of jabbing EVERY person... ESPECIALLY the least susceptible ... raises the stench even higher. Put simply, there's too many "Agenderists" popping out of the woodwork, each pushing their own AND a Group Barrow. Would love to be Rrong, but.

[sashadidi]

This is a real useful theory from a doctor no less, the vaccine is magentised and causes metal to stick to your face which will useful when
you have say lost your car keys etc and interfaces with 5g as well.

Link here: https://mobile.twitter.com/TheTNHoll...08416228806663

[Saitch]

This is a real useful theory from a doctor no less, the vaccine is magentised and causes metal to stick to your face which will useful when
you have say lost your car keys etc and interfaces with 5g as well.

Link here: https://mobile.twitter.com/TheTNHoll...08416228806663

After I get my second injection, in August, will I then become more attractive?

[Tote]

This is a real useful theory from a doctor no less, the vaccine is magentised and causes metal to stick to your face which will useful when
you have say lost your car keys etc and interfaces with 5g as well.

Link here: https://mobile.twitter.com/TheTNHoll...08416228806663

After I got home after my jab my 16yo daughter was trying to stick magnets to my arm....... apparently its all over Tic Toc and other stupid social media as well. She was somewhat disappointed when I pointed out that not all social media may be accurate.

Regards,
Tote

[NavyDiver]

After I get my second injection, in August, will I then become more attractive?

No Doubt

[4bee]

This is a real useful theory from a doctor no less, the vaccine is magentised and causes metal to stick to your face which will useful when
you have say lost your car keys etc and interfaces with 5g as well.

Link here: https://mobile.twitter.com/TheTNHoll...08416228806663

Would certainly be useful to hold one's Metal Framed Specs on one's hooter. But not if they are brass.

[V8Ian]

After I get my second injection, in August, will I then become more attractive?

Worth a try, you couldn't get worse.

[4bee]

Worth a try, you couldn't get worse.

It could only get worse if he became attractive to blokes. Women, no sweat.