Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[NavyDiver]

My neighbour down the road is the tin foil hat type, she claims their saving all the meat and vegetables for the elites. All the recent floods were either staged or the sky was seeded "chemtrails" to cause a wide spread food shortage blah blah blah. Germs don't exist, stolen children in McDonald's burgers Everytime I see her it's something different

Can I borrow your neighbour? All my conspiracy theorists are all the same again and again and agan. repeat several thousand times. Yours rocks

[superquag]

A few Golden Oldies in that lot... US food Distribution warehouses still suffering from defective fire sprinkler systems.... around 31 when I last looked. And recently several thousand cattle died in a very short time, no reason suggested yet.
Something odd is perhaps happening over here in WA. Our local supermarket regularly has - day/overnight - shortages of product, usually dairy. Dunny paper is now WELL stocked. Lettuce ok at $6.00 ea

Oh, latest is the (American) CDC has 'authorised' - and Strongly Recommending jabbbs for kidletts down to..... 6 months. Relatively tiny sample in the shrt trials... nothing to do with them being around 70+% funded by those they regulate, and potential profits from this latest sub-set ...over a Billion dollars.
Jabbls are currently $USD 24 each.

[superquag]

Taking a more lofty view of common problems....

Yes, that silver stuff is not native to that..... region. Litter is now 'Out of this World.'

[cuppabillytea]

Taking a more lofty view of common problems....

Yes, that silver stuff is not native to that..... region. Litter is now 'Out of this World.'

That's not litter. It was placed there incase a future visitor has a shocking accident.

[350RRC]

That's not litter. It was placed there incase a future visitor has a shocking accident.

Nah, it's been left there so a future space tourist can find something interesting to pick up on the 'beach'.

DL

[ramblingboy42]

...now when are these "space tourists" going to start arriving on mars?

how much is a ticket?

can you book a return flight?

how much clothing can you take?

are there toilets on board?

meals, beverages and entertainment provided?

how will you get back?

are you serious?

[spudfan]

Next time someone tells you that the Earth is flat, ask them "If the Earth is flat, why do Land Rovers have a transfer box and a set of low range gears?".

[superquag]

Next time someone tells you that the Earth is flat, ask them "If the Earth is flat, why do Land Rovers have a transfer box and a set of low range gears?".

Sand

[350RRC]

Next time someone tells you that the Earth is flat, ask them "If the Earth is flat, why do Land Rovers have a transfer box and a set of low range gears?".

In an LT95 it was there to transfer oil in or out of the main gear section. Was quite effective.

They also had low range gears because Rover couldn't afford those from a higher range.

DL

[NavyDiver]

For the third time this year, Sydney has been hit by major floods. Scientists blame intense rainfall on a combination of factors - but, on social media, unfounded allegations of "weather manipulation" have spread widely.

"conspiracy theorists aren't buying it. On social media, they blame the extreme rainfall on "cloud seeding" and "weather manipulation""


Ten years of drought and the rotters didn't use the magic rain mushrooms fairy dust - No wonder the conspiracy theorist are angry