Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[NavyDiver]

South Australian police may soon stop taking reports of basic fuel drive-offs as surging prices spark a wave of first-time offenders stealing from service stations.
Police Commissioner Grant Stevens told fuel retailers on Wednesday that they need to install prepaid bowsers or police would not be chasing petrol thieves.
“Having negotiated with the (retail fuel) sector for such a long time, and in light of the current circumstances where we’ve seen a significant increase in petrol drive-offs in just the very short space of time that we’ve been dealing with what’s being called a fuel crisis, then I believe it is now time to act,” Mr Stevens said on Wednesday.
“The ball’s in the court of the retail fuel sector.”
South Australian police have recorded a 37 per cent spike in petrol drive-offs during the past week, up to 221 incidents.


I think I see a problem? Our Police are too busy or it takes too long for them to do a basic theft prosecution.


The tool kit for our police seems a bit in need of an overhaul

[RANDLOVER]

I saw this and thought it was silly for the police to say this as now it will be open slather for fuel thieves, if they think that they won't be prosecuted.

[sashadidi]

From the UK where there is a bit of an outbreak I believe
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[Saitch]

Airplane Mode is not about plane safety. They lied to you every flight. FAA said in 2017: "phone do not crash planes." Zero proof they mess with controls. So, why on every flight, are you forced to disconnect? Not for safety. For silence.

At 30,000 feet, your phone becomes an antenna. Planes pick up weird signals from the sky. Old boeing tests from the 80s showed ultra-low frequencies. Strange voices and codes in the static. Airplane mode blocks your phone from hearing them. Not to protect the cockpit. But to protect the secret.

No calls, no data, no live streaming. Why? Because if enough people recorded what's in the sky, the truth would leak. Interdimensional chatter. Cold war echoes. Things they've spent decades burying. Airplane Mode isn't a courtesy, it's a muzzle.

This rule is censorship, not safety. They fear you waking up to the truth

[Ferret]

... Strange voices and codes in the static. Airplane mode blocks your phone from hearing them. Not to protect the cockpit. But to protect the secret.

I heard wearing a tin foil hat does something similar to the brain... blocks it from outside interference. In which case, it's probably only the tin foil hatters who don't yet know what the 'secret' is.

[RANDLOVER]

Which is why it's best to wear a colander, that blocks the bad signals but the holes let the good signals through.

[RANDLOVER]

Airplane Mode is not about plane safety. They lied to you every flight. FAA said in 2017: "phone do not crash planes." Zero proof they mess with controls. So, why on every flight, are you forced to disconnect? Not for safety. For silence.

At 30,000 feet, your phone becomes an antenna. Planes pick up weird signals from the sky. Old boeing tests from the 80s showed ultra-low frequencies. Strange voices and codes in the static. Airplane mode blocks your phone from hearing them. Not to protect the cockpit. But to protect the secret.

No calls, no data, no live streaming. Why? Because if enough people recorded what's in the sky, the truth would leak. Interdimensional chatter. Cold war echoes. Things they've spent decades burying. Airplane Mode isn't a courtesy, it's a muzzle.

This rule is censorship, not safety. They fear you waking up to the truth

Like the movie Frequency....Premise: A homicide detective, John Sullivan (Jim Caviezel), finds his deceased father's old ham radio. Due to a rare atmospheric phenomenon, he is able to speak to his father, Frank Sullivan (Dennis Quaid), 30 years in the past, in 1969.
Plot: The father is a firefighter who died in 1969. The son warns him of his impending death, allowing him to survive, which creates a butterfly effect that alters the future. They must work together across time to solve a serial murder case.
Cast: Dennis Quaid, Jim Caviezel, Andre Braugher, and Elizabeth Mitchell.