Grumpy old buggers thread

[Fatso]

The pinnacle of fashion. Complete with dog accessory.

" What no thongs " .

[4bee]

" What no thongs " .

Probably stuffed neatly in someone's top pocket. All I can see is three half ****ed "happy" Matelots .


Jeeezuz internet is slow today, that is the 3rd time I have posted that today.

[bob10]

" What no thongs " .

No thongs. One has to be suitably dressed to enter the high class joints around here. Besides,it's hard to kick cane toads with thongs.

[ramblingboy42]

My young bloke carried a man bag while we were holidays in Bali a few yrs back , i walked on the opposite side of the street .

please tell me why.....you have some problem with it?

[Fatso]

please tell me why.....you have some problem with it?

Did the smiley faces not give you a clue .

[NavyDiver]

picked up nail gun yesterday- 10 minute plan . Hire place had no nails. No worries they say- all hardware shops have them. Buntings Nunuwadding said go to Ringwood. They had one of the two sizes I needed and they said Nunawadding had the second size? Back to Nunawadding who did not

Mitre ten did Now its raining doh. Disco is at the shop. 2nd wheels in for repairs, nail gun does not really fit on my bike Truck arriving with my decking shortly I need some clips for it- No car to go and I cannot anyway as need to unload my decking this arvo. My night reception took of on holidays so I am at front desk from 4pm.

Its so good to be walking and finally have issues like above rather than immobile, wheelchair or crutches Fix that less important other mess tomorrow

[4bee]

picked up nail gun yesterday- 10 minute plan . Hire place had no nails. No worries they say- all hardware shops have them. Buntings Nunuwadding said go to Ringwood. They had one of the two sizes I needed and they said Nunawadding had the second size? Back to Nunawadding who did not

Mitre ten did Now its raining doh. Disco is at the shop. 2nd wheels in for repairs, nail gun does not really fit on my bike Truck arriving with my decking shortly I need some clips for it- No car to go and I cannot anyway as need to unload my decking this arvo. My night reception took of on holidays so I am at front desk from 4pm.

Its so good to be walking and finally have issues like above rather than immobile, wheelchair or crutches Fix that less important other mess tomorrow

JAYZZZZZZUZ James the first, was the gun the size of a 105mm Towed Howitzer in which case it possibly came with wheels?


You were guaranteed double trouble if it was.

Thought Bubble here.(Mental picture of you towing a 105mm Towed Howitzer down the High St behind your treadlie.) That would look ridiculous, you need a Land Rover or a Rover Rideon Mower for that at least.

[4bee]

" What no thongs " .

The Local Chapter of "The ex-Naval Mens Member's Social Club".

[4bee]

No thongs. One has to be suitably dressed to enter the high class joints around here. Besides,it's hard to kick cane toads with thongs.

Better to get those with a Golf Club so I was advised.

[NavyDiver]

JAYZZZZZZUZ James the first, was the gun the size of a 105mm Towed Howitzer in which case it possibly came with wheels?


You were guaranteed double trouble if it was.

Thought Bubble here.(Mental picture of you towing a 105mm Towed Howitzer down the High St behind your treadlie.) That would look ridiculous, you need a Land Rover or a Rover Rideon Mower for that at least.

Pretty sure the Crutches on my back while riding around the place for a few months may have looked a trifle odd to those who do not know riding with a broken leg is fine and do not understand my insanity. Bikes are cool with broken bones as long as you do not fall off or stop with that leg down according to my surgeon- I love that man

The truck arrived. Driver said he is a bit sore and cannot help unload. Poor guy. a few tonne of recycled plastic decking unloaded. Nail gun is staying till the morning