Grumpy old buggers thread

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Originally Posted by Saitch

Nah. Dusty, Chook. Gawd, it's dry. We had to close the house up because of the dust.

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"Of droughts and flooding rains", eh?

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Originally Posted by Johnno1969

I've decided that if I am ever in a position wherein I am forced to state my preferred personal pronoun on a signature block (which I won't be and I won't, but I digress...), I am going to opt for "Xenon". I think it will make me sound kind of cool and inter-galactic.

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As well as Very Bright.

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Originally Posted by Saitch

Strewth! I've just finished six hours on the tractor and I feel as though it was six hours with a young Linda Lovelace!

Gotta love being a senior citizen, ay?

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Sounds like you need a new Tractor Seat?[bigrolf]

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Originally Posted by 4bee

Sounds like you need a new Tractor Seat?[bigrolf]

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Nah, 4bee. It has a flash, double arm rest, pneumatic type seat. It's more my left knee, with the dual stage clutch and no shuttle shift. In hindsight, the shuttle shift should have been optioned, but I was being a tight arse at the time.

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Originally Posted by Saitch

Nah, 4bee. It has a flash, double arm rest, pneumatic type seat. It's more my left knee, with the dual stage clutch and no shuttle shift. In hindsight, the shuttle shift should have been optioned, but I was being a tight arse at the time.

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I was thinking that the more thrills you seem to be getting may mean the seat is a bit spongy & giving you those optimum vibrations which one can do without at our ages. Yeah roight.:rulez:[bigrolf]

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Originally Posted by Saitch

Strewth! I've just finished six hours on the tractor and I feel as though it was six hours with a young Linda Lovelace!

Gotta love being a senior citizen, ay?

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Seat right forward? Fuel inlet under the steering wheel on these new fangled tractors?

DL

Rather enjoyed a little run in the often park Disco . A Black bmw x4 doing 40kph in 70kph zone did not steal my smile- Not grumpy. [biggrin]
Stay behind in left lane them moved in to a left turn lane. black bmw x4 doing 40kph pulled infront with out indicating - did not steal my smile[bigsmile1]

New side road is a school zone 40KPH. black bmw x4 did above 40kph[tonguewink]

Black bmw x4 did a big swing to the left then a Right turn over double lines between two parked cars on the other side of the road.

Thinking it was going into the drive way i quietly congratulated myself for not being a grumpy sod with a person who lived not to far from me[thumbsupbig]

Black BMW tosser was doing a U turn over the double lines not going in to the Driveway. Now I am grumpy with myself for not being a Grumpy old bastard :soapbox::soapbox::soapbox::soapbox::soapbox:[biggrin]

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Originally Posted by NavyDiver

Rather enjoyed a little run in the often park Disco . A Black bmw x4 doing 40kph in 70kph zone did not steal my smile- Not grumpy. [biggrin]
Stay behind in left lane them moved in to a left turn lane. black bmw x4 doing 40kph pulled infront with out indicating - did not steal my smile[bigsmile1]

New side road is a school zone 40KPH. black bmw x4 did above 40kph[tonguewink]

Black bmw x4 did a big swing to the left then a Right turn over double lines between two parked cars on the other side of the road.

Thinking it was going into the drive way i quietly congratulated myself for not being a grumpy sod with a person who lived not to far from me[thumbsupbig]

Black BMW tosser was doing a U turn over the double lines not going in to the Driveway. Now I am grumpy with myself for not being a Grumpy old bastard :soapbox::soapbox::soapbox::soapbox::soapbox:[biggrin]

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Now I am grumpy with myself for not being a Grumpy old bastard :soapbox::soapbox::soapbox::soapbox::soapbox:

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Never fear O Salty One I am confident that you are well qualified to make up for the blick ****'s dangerous Road Manners in the fullness of time.
Play it cool man. [bigrolf]

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Originally Posted by 4bee

Never fear O Salty One I am confident that you are well qualified to make up for the blick ****'s dangerous Road Manners in the fullness of time.
Play it cool man. [bigrolf]

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Always Des- the excited types can stress themselves mate. My fun grumpy rant was in jest promise. My salt encrusted face is smiling[thumbsupbig]