Grumpy old buggers thread

[Tombie]

Bloody Acronyms

I live in an ocean of them.

[4bee]

VOCs????

Wot, Very Ordinary Cox?

[4bee]

Vicious, nasty, life draining bitch that she is...
Drags her daughter down every time she has contact with us.

Hates my guts and the feeling is absolutely mutual - the quicker she ends up in a pine box the better my wife’s life will be as she will be free of the evil, cunning and manipulative ways of that horrendous woman.

Cripes Mr Tombs, that is straight from the heart or should I say, Bile Duct! Should I give her the Evil Eye for her? It worked on two of my ****s of neighbours.

Just lemme know, ok? Oh I will need the compass bearing from say, Mount Lofty. No kid, bro.

competency under assessment...

Oh the good olde CUA? I was going to say you couldn't make it up but I see you did.

[Tombie]

Please face towards Ardrossan and let that evil eye rip

She’s one nasty piece of work!

[4bee]

I think most of us know the type, unfortunately.


That is a bit of a coincidence actually, my ancestors actually built & owned the Port of Ardrossan in Scotland for which the SA one was named. Lord Montgomerie - Eglinton Family.
Easy peasy, Ard. is straight across the Gulf from here. I'll try not to **** it up & inadvertently face Whyalla.


Ok back to business. No responsibility taken for whatever happens to you beloved MiL. OK.

Please let me know & it will take some time so please be patient. I don't want your missus coming after me in the event of her missing out on some forgotten loot.
This works better if the person is 99+ already.


Sometimes these things can backfire but haven't thus far obviously, but if you haven't seen a post for a couple of weeks from me, fear the worst.

[Fatso]

Verification of Competency.

We have High Risk licences and then before any EWP or scissor lift etc can be operated the operators must be “VoC” by an approved / experienced person!

Same for Loaders etc. want to load a train? Yep. Need to prove competency under assessment...

Can take days

What about a " Take 5 "

[Tombie]

What about a " Take 5 "

Yup! Post #366

[PhilipA]

How about news reports that are just a bunch of lies>
Last night I watched the news on 7 or 9 , I remember not which.
They had an article on the "hellhole" quarantine on Christmas Island, then commented on the load of fresh fruit and veg the Air Force had delivered in a Herc! and then went on to the new year concert.
That was bad enough.
Then they did this pack of lies about the 2Sri Lankans and 2 kids that were ther and had been rejectied AFAIK 11 Times and were still fighting.

The bloke had left Sri Lanka several times for work and returned and not been arrested and so on.
The lawyer who undoubtedly fed this to the network then was interviewed and said they were now appealing against the removal of the daughter re human rights.

Now I visited Sri Lanka last year. It is a pretty nice place and much upmarket from India. They are nice people but they are economic immigrants full stop.
Regards PhilipA

[350RRC]

Vicious, nasty, life draining bitch that she is...
Drags her daughter down every time she has contact with us.

Hates my guts and the feeling is absolutely mutual - the quicker she ends up in a pine box the better my wife’s life will be as she will be free of the evil, cunning and manipulative ways of that horrendous woman.

I'd like to know what you really think.

DL

[p38arover]

My M-I-L was lovely.