Grumpy old buggers thread

[4bee]

We have a daughter in law who gets grumpy. She complained that I had left coffee grinds on the bench the other day. She forgot to note that I had just done a lot of washing up - and wiped down the stove top and benchtops. My response was, 'Is it important?'

Did you put your pinny back in it's right place behind the kitchen door, Mick?

[Fatso]

Now we have done ladders and inductions to death , what are we going to get grumpy at now ?? .

[4bee]

How about People who remind us of olde Topics, Fats?

[Tombie]

Now we have done ladders and inductions to death , what are we going to get grumpy at now ?? .

VOCs????

[rick130]

VOCs????

Volatile organic compounds?

[DiscoMick]

Have we done mothers in law?

[BradC]

Have we done mothers in law?

You might have. I haven't (shudders).

[Ancient Mariner]

Bloody Acronyms

[Tombie]

Volatile organic compounds?

Verification of Competency.

We have High Risk licences and then before any EWP or scissor lift etc can be operated the operators must be “VoC” by an approved / experienced person!

Same for Loaders etc. want to load a train? Yep. Need to prove competency under assessment...

Can take days

[Tombie]

Have we done mothers in law?

Vicious, nasty, life draining bitch that she is...
Drags her daughter down every time she has contact with us.

Hates my guts and the feeling is absolutely mutual - the quicker she ends up in a pine box the better my wife’s life will be as she will be free of the evil, cunning and manipulative ways of that horrendous woman.