Grumpy old buggers thread

[4bee]

Prefer the night shift, do they?

Hhhmmmm, never thought of that, although it could explain the Bolt cutters, Gemmy Bars & Balaclavas & synthetic Gloves in their car.

As Diver would say "Just kidding".

[scarry]

Hhhmmmm, never thought of that, although it could explain the Bolt cutters, Gemmy Bars & Balaclavas & synthetic Gloves in their car.

As Diver would say "Just kidding".

“Their car”,not one they just picked up at no cost on their travels somewhere?

[350RRC]

“Their car”,not one they just picked up at no cost on their travels somewhere?

Keyless entry?

[4bee]

“Their car”,not one they just picked up at no cost on their travels somewhere?

You mean a Hot JOB? Naah Paul, what do think they are, criminals?



Just kidding Diver.

[NavyDiver]

Someone is borrowing a bit- Not my problem I was guaranteed. Guess who has been doing rotten tax returns, profit and loss..... +++++++

ALL under pain of death if not done by 5pm today It was my problem as I always assumed it was going to be

[4bee]

Someone is borrowing a bit- Not my problem I was guaranteed. Guess who has been doing rotten tax returns, profit and loss..... +++++++

ALL under pain of death if not done by 5pm today It was my problem as I always assumed it was going to be

Can't have you being disappointed now, James.


Say you were in Perth, it ain't 5pm there atmo. Might work. Come to think of it, it also ain't here as well 1647hrs

[NavyDiver]

Can't have you being disappointed now, James.


Say you were in Perth, it ain't 5pm there atmo. Might work. Come to think of it, it also ain't here as well 1647hrs

The NOT my problems Bank called me asking for another little bit of MY problem Have to chuckle- they asked for my accountant who did the nice work on the first bits details! I do it myself so took it a a compliment they assumed a real accountant did the work I sent them

The other bit of NOT MY PROBLEM was completed withing the new one hour time frame. I do wonder if their accountant would ever do what I have done instantly and how much they must pay their accountant if they did

[4bee]

The NOT my problems Bank called me asking for another little bit of MY problem Have to chuckle- they asked for my accountant who did the nice work on the first bits details! I do it myself so took it a a compliment they assumed a real accountant did the work I sent them

The other bit of NOT MY PROBLEM was completed withing the new one hour time frame. I do wonder if their accountant would ever do what I have done instantly and how much they must pay their accountant if they did

But but but, there's me thinking you are a real accountant, didn't you once count air cylinders for some big outfit?

[JDNSW]

One of my grandchildren turned eighteen on Sunday. They planned to change their name legally yesterday (with support of parents, and had researched how to do it). So they rolled up to the local Service NSW yesterday morning, complete with plenty of ID - passport, school ID, bank statement.

Nope, not enough ID - you need a utility bill in your name, or a superannuation statement (how many 18yos still living at home and going to school have these?). However, the documents you have will allow us to issue you with a proof of age card (only take a week or two), and this can then be used to identify you for your change of name application. Of course, when the change of name goes through, this card will have to be reissued with the new name.

Can anyone see the logic in this?

[austastar]

Yes Minister.
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Cheers