Grumpy old buggers thread

[DieselLSE]

I was recently referred to an ophthalmologist and they are only taking appointments for the new year!

They must be good if they can see that far ahead...

[RANDLOVER]

After their January break?

Not sure, I asked to see another ophthalmologist in the practice, so the original one is going to review my case and see if they can re-refer me, when they get back from a week of conferences.

[Saitch]

Sparky for an a/c, surely you need a fridgie?

Aah, wise one. So correct. ...........and he lives within coo-ee. Explained a few truths, over the phone re: Repairmen. Also said, as he's coming around after normal knock-off, I'd get a discount for a cold ale or two.