Grumpy old buggers thread

[DieselLSE]

I was recently referred to an ophthalmologist and they are only taking appointments for the new year!

They must be good if they can see that far ahead...

[RANDLOVER]

After their January break?

Not sure, I asked to see another ophthalmologist in the practice, so the original one is going to review my case and see if they can re-refer me, when they get back from a week of conferences.

[Saitch]

Sparky for an a/c, surely you need a fridgie?

Aah, wise one. So correct. ...........and he lives within coo-ee. Explained a few truths, over the phone re: Repairmen. Also said, as he's coming around after normal knock-off, I'd get a discount for a cold ale or two.

[Tins]

Got two emails today. Seem to be from a shipping company. Hmm, Dragonfly. It has got to the stage where I simply don’t trust anyone anymore. But it seems Dragonfly might be legit. Guess I’ll know for sure if the parcel actually turns up like they say it will. I’m not going to an accept the invitation to click the link to track the parcel.

Brave new world indeed.