******URGENT RECALL*******
Supermarkets are currently recalling toilet paper as the cardboard roll inserts are imported from China and there are strong fears the cardboard has been contaminated with the coronavirus.
The most recent purchases are deemed most likely to be contaminated.
If you have recently brought bulk supplies you are now at risk ...return that toilet paper and apply deep heat directly to your anus to kill any infection ..don't wait till it's too late!
				
			 
			
		 
			
				
			
			
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