Thread: Corona Virus

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

Not just stuff ups here in THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF HOOKTURNISTAN ( sammy J look him up)

Just did the Commonwealth Health Covid 19 required training part 1 2 and 3. Parts 4 5 and 6 are for the people jabbing people in the arm.

My parts took well over an hour or three of - Words Fail me- A Front Page article in a Doctors paper happily arrived at work Before the others started. The News was- DO NOT DO IT as they acknowledge it is 3 hours of mind numbingly irrelevant stuff they all know

That was hours of my life I will never recover. To be very kind I may have learnt one or two things which should have taken less than five minutes.

I am now a PROUD??? certificate holder who
"Has completed the following Core: Module 1 - Covid-19 an introduction Module 2 - Handling and storage Module 3 - Communication and purpose"
With 100% correct for questions I could have rattled off 3/4 cut Bet some one got paid a mint to make that beautiful web based training.

Not necessarily wasted J1. Hang it on the wall & throw syringes at it.

Bet some one got paid a mint to make that beautiful web based training.

Don't they always.

Originally Posted by 4bee

Not necessarily wasted J1. Hang it on the wall & throw syringes at it.


Don't they always.

I wish WASTED plus for my nice PDF certificate.

GPs to be offered tailored version of COVID-19 vaccine training after backlash

The RACGP has also said it will automatically award 10 CPD points to those doctors in its CPD program who complete the training
3 minutes to read
19th February 2021
By Geir O'Rourke




GPs will get their own version of the mandatory training course for administering COVID-19 vaccines, after the Federal Government's online course was labelled a “time sink” by the RACGP.

Dr Karen Price.

Unveiled last week, the current module was criticised by many doctors after it emerged it had been developed by the Australian College of Nursing and took around three hours to complete.
But with thousands of GPs

[QUOTE=Gav 110;3065424]This bloke was absent on the day of the photo shoot

Hang on, I think it is Daniel Andrews


Don't worry, it is close enough. It can't be Dan though, his shirtfront isn't open in that oh so cooooool manner..


The "Look at me, I have just rushed in from a Game of Cards in a hot smoky room," look.

Dear 4Bee, As the anniversary of your initial post on this subject is nigh, I am wondering if you intend having a nice big party.

In anticipation I have taken the liberty of booking the Echunga Pub, seats 80, and as John and Bob and Ian and Tote and Tins and Old Farang will probably not come, do you reckon the venue is big enough?

If not, I could try Eevo’s Fire Station .

p.s. all drinks on you of course.

dave

It has been reported that the Pandemic's deadly winter surge is finally easing in the USA. Begs the question, is there any proof winter makes this virus worse, although we should be vaccinated by then.

Originally Posted by Hogarthde

Dear 4Bee, As the anniversary of your initial post on this subject is nigh, I am wondering if you intend having a nice big party.

In anticipation I have taken the liberty of booking the Echunga Pub, seats 80, and as John and Bob and Ian and Tote and Tins and Old Farang will probably not come, do you reckon the venue is big enough?

If not, I could try Eevo’s Fire Station .

p.s. all drinks on you of course.

dave

Nice try, Freeloader. "As I am unaccustomed to public Speaking yada yada yada, drone drone drone ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"


Hadn't realised this important date but that Covid-19 thing has certainly kept us busy.
Wondering what other nasty I could find to keep the ball rolling?


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Nope, this one takes the cake & will probably be the zenith of my Journalistic skills.

Thank **** for that I hear you chorus.

Originally Posted by bob10

The early doomsday merchants may have been close to the mark, when they spruked the virus was natures way of controlling the World's population, but not in the way they meant. Research from South Africa and the UAE has found male COVID-19 patients sustain damage to the tersticles and sperm. They found;

• There is testicular injury and inflammatory infiltration
• Viral orchitis (swelling) may occur, as patients experienced scrotal discomfort
• There are altered semen parameters and
• The number of spermatozoa with DNA fragmentation is increased.

Hang on a mo bob, you lost me at "There"

Originally Posted by 4bee

Hang on a mo bob, you lost me at "There"

Don't worry, 4bee, it's not for us, just the breeders.

The conclusion of the South African review is supported by a number of small studies that found COVID-19 appears to negatively affect sperm quality, increases sperm cell death, causes painful swelling in the scrotum and potentially reduces fertility in men.
An observational study by German and Iranian researchers concluded that men recovering from COVID-19 “may find it harder to conceive, due to abnormally low sperm quality.”